“You’ve Got A Crazy Grandma.”

People have been saying stupid stuff since language was invented and I don’t say anything so all I can do is listen, and I’ve been doing that my entire life, but the second I decide to post some of it, nobody say anything even remotely funny??

"Daffodils; they're hiding something..."

"Be right back while I confess my sins to the nearest priest!"

“What a great six! Very sixy!”

-Me, not intentionally making a pun

"Default fonts hurt my soul..."

"We need more queer pyromaniacs around here!"

“Have you got any friends and family?”

-My teacher, to the same student she implied had a small penis

"I've been having horse flashbacks..."

"Well, congrats on the vaginal knowledge!"

“You’re the kind of person who invades a medieval castle in the winter.”

-My brother