“You’re The Kind Of Person Who Invades A Medieval Castle In The Winter.”
“You’re the kind of person who invades a medieval castle in the winter.”
-My brother
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“You’ve got a crazy grandma.”
-my grandma, being so right
Convesation between my mum and brother
Brother: He was in the way so we killed him
Mum: You killed your friend in his sleep?
B: It gets worse...
M: ...
B: ...
M: ...
B: We skinned him.
M: ...
B: We needed the leather!
"What happens if you inject AI with adrenaline?"
"Today I shall be expanding the list of reasons I'm going to hell."
“So how will you guys walk into hell?”
-me, on a group chat
That’s the culprit
“MEEEOOOWWWW!”
-My cat. Loudly. In my face. At 3am. Every night.
“Jaffa cakes are terrifying!”
-My friend, who is genuinely scared of the orange part of Jaffa cakes
He ate his friend. He ate his fucking friend
Convesation between my mum and brother
Brother: He was in the way so we killed him
Mum: You killed your friend in his sleep?
B: It gets worse…
M: …
B: …
M: …
B: We skinned him.
M: …
B: We needed the leather!
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