“Have You Got Any Friends And Family?”

"Daffodils; they're hiding something..."

"Is that an actual certified citrus fact? Hey that's my band name."

“Let’s go watch memes in the Depression Corner!”

-A random kid, in a sing song voice

"God is a pop culture icon."

“He’s not Year 7 stupid, he’s Year 9 stupid.”

-My friend, describing her brother in Year 7

I should probably clarify that this was in a game

Convesation between my mum and brother

Brother: He was in the way so we killed him

Mum: You killed your friend in his sleep?

B: It gets worse…

M: …

B: …

M: …

B: We skinned him.

M: …

B: We needed the leather!

He ate his friend. He ate his fucking friend

Convesation between my mum and brother

Brother: He was in the way so we killed him

Mum: You killed your friend in his sleep?

B: It gets worse…

M: …

B: …

M: …

B: We skinned him.

M: …

B: We needed the leather!

"I am feeling emotions and I am not sure how to deal with it."

“It should be easier once we get rid of the pile of noses...”

-My mother, not making nearly as much without context

“Your homework is to pee in a jar for a week...”

-My science teacher