“What A Great Six! Very Sixy!”

"I may be dead, but at least I have a ruler. OH SHIT MY RULER!"

“I do NOT have slugs on my face!”

-Someone who, as I can confirm, did not have slugs on their face

“Stop sending me memes!”

-My very frustrated computing teacher, who was definitely regretting telling us we were allowed to make memes

“Actually I’m Captain America.”

-My science teacher

“She’s a basic bitch with a basic calculator”

-One of the wisest people I ever knew

“Vinegar and FUCK.”

“I would make a better Hitler than Hitler!”

-My brother

"Tell me what pen you use, WITCH!"

"Thank you for defending my honour, I'm the Loch Ness Monster."

"Mushrooms are overrated! Yeah, I said it!"