People Have Been Saying Stupid Stuff Since Language Was Invented And I Don’t Say Anything So All I

Spending time with my family... I am definitely going to hear some stupid things

“Nothing is ever romantic if one person involved is dead!”

“I’m far too goth for gravey.”

-Me, not goth in any way

Convesation between my mum and brother

Brother: He was in the way so we killed him

Mum: You killed your friend in his sleep?

B: It gets worse...

M: ...

B: ...

M: ...

B: We skinned him.

M: ...

B: We needed the leather!

"Is that an actual certified citrus fact? Hey that's my band name."

"I'd throw a parade to annoy mysterious goats"

"People don't think that technology can handle a beating. If my Xbox was a war veteran he'd have been through all the major wars."

“Need I remind you of your grandmother’s murderous intentions?”

-Me, probably about to get murdered by one of my friends grandmas

"Can the person whos throwing stuff please just get a life?"

-my RE teacher, to which the class responded "OOHHH"

"God is a pop culture icon."