Garcia : Okay I Have A Riddle. What's Green, Red, And Spins Really Quickly ?

Emily : To be honest, I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that I could be. I'm skipping on a lot of fun here.

Hotch :

Hotch : You're holding back ??

Emily : Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve

Reid : You mean cards ?

Emily, slowly sliding a knife out of her sleeve : No, I do not.

Morgan : Listen, it's no big deal, we can cross that bridge when we get there.

Garcia : No, YOU listen. I overthink everything, I'm already on that bridge, so we need to figure it out now.

Morgan : You know what sucks ?

Reid, without looking up from his chess game : Vacuum.

Morgan : No- In a metaphorical sense ?

Reid : Black hole.

Morgan :

Morgan : You know what isn't cool ?

Reid : Lava.

Morgan : ...I swear there's a special place in hell for you. Smartass.

The rest of the team in the jet : giggles, Hotch fist-bumping Reid.

Reid : I'm such a failure

Emily : Yes, you are

Reid : I screwed up the case

Emily : Yes, you did

Reid : ..I could use some words of encouragement or comfort.

Emily : Yeah.. But you came to me instead of Garcia.

Garcia, aggressively throwing bottles at the team : HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Morgan : What's up with her ?

Garcia : I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU, YOU ALL DESERVE LOVE

JJ : She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Reid, crying : ᴵᵗ'ˢ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦⁿᵍ

The BAU having therapy. The psy's reaction :

To Reid : Calls two other psy, and ordered anti-d for himself.

To Morgan : Questions the existence of self-conservation.

To Garcia : Fills adoption papers.

To Hotch : Questions the existence of emotions and humour.

To JJ : Learn that someone can be a mother to the entire civilization.

To Emily : Calls the police.

Reid : What doesn't kill me makes me wish it did

Rossi, finding Reid laying face down on the floor : You okay ?

Reid : I'm depressed

Rossi : Lol me too

Rossi : Wait no, hi depressed, I'm dad.

Rossi : No- What's wrong ??

Reid : Will I end this case or will this case ends me ? Stay tuned