Morgan : You Know What Sucks ?

Reid : What doesn't kill me makes me wish it did

Emily : In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law

Garcia : I NEED someone to cuddle with me and stroke my hair.

Emily : And I need someone to help me get rid of a body but guess we're both disappointed.

Emily : The risk I took was carefully calculated.

Rossi : WE ALMOST DIED !

Emily : I never said I was good at math.

Emily : I HATE when communication isn't clear and loud.

Morgan : What happened to her ?

JJ : She can't log into her Disney+ account and it doesn't say if it's the username or the password that she got wrong.

Reid : Does something stupid

JJ : What an absolute fucking idiot

JJ : Can't believe I'd die for him

Morgan : I'm not that stupid

Emily, sounding like a narrator : He was, in fact, that stupid.

Hi, me again ! With the results to the poll, I made a second account for incorrect quotes for others series/etc than Criminal Minds. Inevitably, some incorrect quotes will possibly be the same that I posted here - I'll try not to do the exact same ones. Secound account here :

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Emily : If I ever opened up to you, I was just joking

Morgan, minding is business at 7am :

Emily : I'm so upset.

Morgan : Why what happened ?

Emily, raising her index menacingly towards him : Shut the fuck up, fuck you.

Morgan : Okay girl, you stay upset, actually I hope your day gets worse !