Emily : To Be Honest, I Deserve Compensation For Not Being The Menace To Society That I Could Be. I'm

JJ : If you could choose a reincarnation, what would it be ?

Garcia : A dog to still be a walking sun.

Morgan : A mosquito to annoy Emily.

Reid : A rat to disappear.

Hotch : I already used all of my lives with this team.

Emily : A butterfly.

JJ : They only live a few days.

Emily : That's the point.

Unsub : I ain't talking

Reid, sharpening a knife : We got ways of making people talk

Reid, cuts a piece of cake

Unsub : ..Can I have some ?

Reid : Cake is for talkers only.

Morgan : Change is inedible.

Reid : Don't you mean inevitable ?

Morgan, spitting out a bunch of pennies : I do not.

Morgan : UNSUB AT 3 O'CLOCK !

Morgan : ...

Morgan : ..Nevermind, it's my shadow.

Emily : In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law

Therapist : And remember, you are your own worst enemy.

Reid, somehow proud : Undefeated dude

Emily, picking a fight with Strauss : With all due respect, which is none-

Reid : There's nothing worse than someone using big words that they don't understand just to look smart.

Morgan, nodding : I photosynthesize with this.

Morgan : What's the word for when hands are bisexual ?

Reid : ...Do you mean ambidextrous ?

Reid : What doesn't kill me makes me wish it did