Reid : What Doesn't Kill Me Makes Me Wish It Did

Emily : If I ever opened up to you, I was just joking

Morgan, minding is business at 7am :

Emily : What will you do if I was kidnapped ?

Hotch : I'll let them keep you.

Reid : And me ?

Hotch : Nothing. I'll wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

Morgan : What's the word for when hands are bisexual ?

Reid : ...Do you mean ambidextrous ?

Morgan and Rossi, looking at a photo of the team :

Morgan : I like this photo, we were so happy back then.

Rossi : Where's Emily ?

Morgan : Oh, she wasn't a part of the team yet. That's why we were happy.

Hotch : I have an issue

The entire team, being the issue : Oh no, what's going on ?

Emily : Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve

Reid : You mean cards ?

Emily, slowly sliding a knife out of her sleeve : No, I do not.

Rossi : If we put Reid and Emily in a room, who would come out crying first ?

Hotch : The room.

Emily : I'm a "Or what" and a "bet" deadass bitch, because I think I'm untouchable.

Hi, me again ! With the results to the poll, I made a second account for incorrect quotes for others series/etc than Criminal Minds. Inevitably, some incorrect quotes will possibly be the same that I posted here - I'll try not to do the exact same ones. Secound account here :

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Garcia : Hotch, here's a nice and hot cup of coffee for the best boss !

Hotch : It's cold ?

Garcia : A nice cup of coffee.

Hotch : ..It's not even good. Too much sugar.

Garcia : ..A cup of coffee.

Hotch : Is this coffee or tea ?

Garcia :

Garcia : Cup.