Reid : I'm Such A Failure

Emily, to Will : You're in her DMs but she's in my bed and we're taking online quizzes to see if either of us has autism

Morgan : My toxic trait is I think that I could walk up to a lion and it would sense my powerful vibes and not attack me

Morgan : Change is inedible.

Reid : Don't you mean inevitable ?

Morgan, spitting out a bunch of pennies : I do not.

The BAU , on fire because of the adults-children

Random agent : You're so chill

Hotch, sipping his coffee : Thanks, I gave up.

The BAU watching Encanto :

Reid : You know, Bruno and I have two things in common.

Emily : Please elaborate.

Reid: I can predict when any of your stupid asses are going to do something bad. And no one talks or gives a shit about Spencer.

Emily : Don't come on a case thinking it's going to be easy, we dig through the ditches and burn through the bitches in here

Garcia, aggressively throwing bottles at the team : HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Morgan : What's up with her ?

Garcia : I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU, YOU ALL DESERVE LOVE

JJ : She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Reid, crying : ᴵᵗ'ˢ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦⁿᵍ

Emily, walking in the room covered in blood

JJ : Oh my god what happened ??

Emily : Oh no, don't worry, it's not my blood.

Hotch : IT MAKES ME EVEN MORE WORRIED, WHAT DID YOU DO

Reid : I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more.

Garcia : ...Hun, that's a coma.

Reid : Fancy name for a nap.

Morgan : What's the word for when hands are bisexual ?

Reid : ...Do you mean ambidextrous ?