The BAU having therapy. The psy's reaction :
To Reid : Calls two other psy, and ordered anti-d for himself.
To Morgan : Questions the existence of self-conservation.
To Garcia : Fills adoption papers.
To Hotch : Questions the existence of emotions and humour.
To JJ : Learn that someone can be a mother to the entire civilization.
To Emily : Calls the police.
Rossi, finding Reid laying face down on the floor : You okay ?
Reid : I'm depressed
Rossi : Lol me too
Rossi : Wait no, hi depressed, I'm dad.
Rossi : No- What's wrong ??
Garcia : Hotch, here's a nice and hot cup of coffee for the best boss !
Hotch : It's cold ?
Garcia : A nice cup of coffee.
Hotch : ..It's not even good. Too much sugar.
Garcia : ..A cup of coffee.
Hotch : Is this coffee or tea ?
Garcia :
Garcia : Cup.
Reid : "Once you've hit rock bottom the only place to go is up". You underestimate me, I've brought my pickaxe and I'm ready to dig.
Reid : Will I end this case or will this case ends me ? Stay tuned
Hotch : Do you want to talk about your mental state, Prentiss ?
Emily : No.
Reid, spinning around in his chair to face them : I do !
Hotch, sighing : I know, Reid.
Reid : I'm sad !
Hotch : I know, Reid...
The BAU , on fire because of the adults-children
Random agent : You're so chill
Hotch, sipping his coffee : Thanks, I gave up.
Policeman : And you guys are ?
Emily : Tired
Spencer : Dead inside
JJ : Anxious
Morgan : Hungry
Hotch :
Hotch : We're the BAU
Garcia, trying to stop the unsub : Killing someone is really weird, like no one will like you if you do that
Morgan and Rossi, looking at a photo of the team :
Morgan : I like this photo, we were so happy back then.
Rossi : Where's Emily ?
Morgan : Oh, she wasn't a part of the team yet. That's why we were happy.
Reid : Unfortunately, I do always have something smart to say.
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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