Garcia, Aggressively Throwing Bottles At The Team : HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Emily : What will you do if I was kidnapped ?

Hotch : I'll let them keep you.

Reid : And me ?

Hotch : Nothing. I'll wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

Nobody :

Reid, anytime, anyday : I'm uncomfortable with emotions.

Absolutely no one :

Reid : I'm sleep deprived.

Not even a fly :

Reid : I have no idea what to do.

Not. A single. Soul :

Still Reid : Alright, I'm gonna go cry.

Judge : How do you plead ?

Emily, looks over to Hotch

Hotch, mouthing : Not guilty

Emily : Hot Milky

Hotch, hitting the desk with his head : For god sake- Just lock her up.

Reid : Remember when "A series of unfortunate events" was a book series and not my life ? Because I don't.

Emily, having a rampage : SAY THAT AGAIN-

JJ : Those red flags be heart shaped tho

Emily : Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost !

JJ, sipping her coffee, reading the news paper : That's called murder, and I heard somewhere that it is illegal.

The BAU on the jet, returning home after a difficult case :

Morgan : You've been on the phone since we left, what are you doing ?

Reid : I'm trying to cancel my liFE SUBSCRIPTION

Garcia : I NEED someone to cuddle with me and stroke my hair.

Emily : And I need someone to help me get rid of a body but guess we're both disappointed.

Morgan : bro be like "feb" because he can't spell februawary

Morgan and Rossi, looking at a photo of the team :

Morgan : I like this photo, we were so happy back then.

Rossi : Where's Emily ?

Morgan : Oh, she wasn't a part of the team yet. That's why we were happy.