Emily : I'm So Upset.

Rossi : I have a bad feeling.

Emily : What do you mean ?

Rossi : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble and not to do it ?

Reid : ..No ?

Emily : I have a little voice, but she says the contrary.

Rossi : ..That actually explains so much.

Morgan : "Think twice" ? Bold of you to assume I think once

Reid : What doesn't kill me makes me wish it did

The BAU having therapy. The psy's reaction :

To Reid : Calls two other psy, and ordered anti-d for himself.

To Morgan : Questions the existence of self-conservation.

To Garcia : Fills adoption papers.

To Hotch : Questions the existence of emotions and humour.

To JJ : Learn that someone can be a mother to the entire civilization.

To Emily : Calls the police.

Emily, having a rampage : SAY THAT AGAIN-

JJ : Those red flags be heart shaped tho

Reid : I'm such a failure

Emily : Yes, you are

Reid : I screwed up the case

Emily : Yes, you did

Reid : ..I could use some words of encouragement or comfort.

Emily : Yeah.. But you came to me instead of Garcia.

Nobody :

Reid, anytime, anyday : I'm uncomfortable with emotions.

Absolutely no one :

Reid : I'm sleep deprived.

Not even a fly :

Reid : I have no idea what to do.

Not. A single. Soul :

Still Reid : Alright, I'm gonna go cry.

Emily : I get the point of the phrase "hurt people hurt people" but I just hear a command twice

Morgan : Listen, it's no big deal, we can cross that bridge when we get there.

Garcia : No, YOU listen. I overthink everything, I'm already on that bridge, so we need to figure it out now.

Emily, seeing a crying child at the grocery store

Emily : Hey little guy...

Emily : Can you move ? You're blocking the cheetos.