Morgan : "Think twice" ? Bold of you to assume I think once
Rossi, first day with the team, witnessing the fire goblin (Emily), the muscular only boy (Morgan), the emotional support baby (Garcia), the fucked up mentally baby (Reid), the mom (JJ) and the dad (Hotch).
Rossi :
Rossi : What, from the bottom of my heart, the FUCK.
Garcia, aggressively throwing bottles at the team : HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE
Morgan : What's up with her ?
Garcia : I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU, YOU ALL DESERVE LOVE
JJ : She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Reid, crying : ᴵᵗ'ˢ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦⁿᵍ
Garcia : I'm not delusional, I'm simply manifesting my own reality
Reid : You have to learn to love yourself.
JJ : Don't you like, hate yourself ?
Reid : Yes, but we're talking about you, focus.
Morgan : UNSUB AT 3 O'CLOCK !
Morgan : ...
Morgan : ..Nevermind, it's my shadow.
Garcia, trying to stop the unsub : Killing someone is really weird, like no one will like you if you do that
Reid : Will I end this case or will this case ends me ? Stay tuned
Emily : Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever the fuck I want
Emily : When I get doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don't have to pay the delivery fee multiple times
Hotch : I hope you understand how food poisoning works
Emily : And I hope food poisoning knows how I work because I never met a burger I couldn't eat.
Unsub : I ain't talking
Reid, sharpening a knife : We got ways of making people talk
Reid, cuts a piece of cake
Unsub : ..Can I have some ?
Reid : Cake is for talkers only.
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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