I’m Like 5 Years Too Late For The Starlight Beacon Dance, So This Is Them Having A Dance In Avars Office

When there is no speeder left but you need to get back to the temple

„Is there a problem, Officer?“

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan

Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-

Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos

Elzar: Who the fuck-

Stellan: Language

Elzar: … Whom the fuck-

Stellan: [driving the speeder]

Stellan: So how was your day?

Avar: we almost got surprise adopted

Stellan: what?

Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped

Stellan: oh okay

Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!

Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!

Avar: Don’t say it.

Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.

Elzar: Yes, you were.

Stellan: No, I wasn’t.

Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.

Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 26

Elzar: Hey Ave, do you think I can throw this egg in that jar over there

Avar: No way

Elzar: *chugs egg at Stellans head*

Elzar: you were right

Elzar: C'mon, take one for the team.

Stellan: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.

Elzar: …are you still mad that our prank last week ended in a small disaster?

Stellan: sMALL DISASTER??? AVAR ENDED UP BREAKING THREE RIBS, KANTAM HAD A CONCUSSION, ORLA LOST A TOOTH, LODENS NOSE WOULD NOT STOP BLEEDING FOR HOURS, HALF OF YOUR HAIR WAS BURNED AWAY, AND I MISSED THE ENTIRE DAY OF MEDITATION WITH MASTER KANT AND HAD TO CLEAN THE CANTINA FOR TWO WEEKS!!!

Stellan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Avar pointing to herself and Elzar: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Avar and Elzar, snuggling beside Stellan: You're the best thing that has ever happened to us. You're our star, the light in our darkest days.

Stellan, jumping awake into a corner: You fucking assholes- I thought I locked the door?!

Avar: The window was open.

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 8, I think

Avar: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Elzar: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Stellan: We could hear you clapping to the intro of that one sitcom every 25 minutes.

Elzar:

Elzar: well obviusly you two were awake too so you cant-

Elzar: If you water water, it grows.

Stellan: ...What.

Avar: He’s got a point.

Stellan: Isn't it a bit dangerous?

Avar: Stellan, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Stellan: ...

Elzar: Okay, to be fair, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Stellan: ...

Avar: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Avar: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Stellan: I do have a sense of humor you know

Elzar: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Stellan: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

So i saw this on Twitter

And obviously I had to draw it

It’s pretty similar to the If lost return to thing I already did BUT I actually found that one pen I was searching for months and suddenly everything I draw looks better?? I mean except for the part that is my handwriting •—•

So anyways I’m gonna go and make a version of this to use as my new lockscreen lol

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My take on what will happen at the end of „Beyond the Spiderverse“ :)

Click the first panel and swipe through to read properly

:D the whole thing ->

seriously tho, the whole "it doesnt end well" dialouge feels like forshadowing, PLUS gwen telling her father "dont worry, i'll be back soon" is such a she's gonna die thing to say

anyways, i love my queen gwen

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Happy Monday :DD

Elzar is forcing them to say one nice thing to the other one each day

He is very proud

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 15

Avar, angrily: ARE YOU-

Elzar: fucking.

Avar: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Elzar: fucking.

Avar: IDIOT-

Kantam: …what was that?

Elzar: Stellan banned Avar from swearing, so i volunteered to help her out

Kantam: i think you just like saying the f word.

Elzar: that doesn’t make my job any less important.

Stellan: Elzar, that was a stop sign.

Elzar, driving: I’ll stop twice on the way back.

Avar: Orla, can I talk to you for a second?

Orla: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You, Stellan and Elzar are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Avar: What? Ew, no, stop that

Avar: …not because you’re not attractive or so but I’m pretty sure that you have a lover, so that would be cheating.

Avar: Also I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Avar: How's one of the sexiest people here~?

Elzar: I don't know, how are you~?

Avar, blushing: I-

Stellan, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Me when projecting on my faves: 👍

I won’t change my mind, they are all little neurodivergent gremlins in my head and I love them

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 20

Avar: I told Stellan that his ears flush when he lies.

Elzar: Why?

Avar: Look.

Avar: Hey Stellan! Do you love us?

Stellan, covering his ears: No.

Elzar:

Stellan: Do what you want Avar, the least I can do as you’re going to help Elzar with his homework tomorrow is visiting the wine country.

Avar, in a whiny voice: *gasps* No, I want to go too, please!

Elzar: No, Avar, that's just what Stellan calls lying on the ground in the garden drinking chardonnay.

Avar: Oh.

Avar: El I want you to take my to the wine country as payback for me helping you

*the firebrands as younglings after they got lost*

Stellan: Um, Elzar, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Elzar: We need money!

Stellan: You're scamming him?

Elzar: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Stellan: What?! No way! As Jedi we shouldn’t steal-

Elzar: Why not? We already stole Avar!

Avar, who only arrived at the temple a few weeks ago: Hey guys :)

Stellan: No, we didn't. Avar can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!

Avar: I wanna steal