The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 26

This time on firebrands Friday I made a meme

Again, I saw this on Pinterest and decided to do it for fun :)

Listen I just think Avar has a few things to tell the Nihil -especially after Starlight, what a luck none of the firebrands died there- and I say let her ✨speak✨ (and with that I mean slay, literally)

Also i spend some money on printing pictures and now my entire wall is covered with variations of Avar Kriss and I’ve never been happier in my entire life

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Top Ten Things Sskeer, Orla Jareni and Stellan Gios were never meant to see

#1

Me personally, I would really like if we’d get some firebrands as padawans content yk

Like just imagine them studying together and being cute :)

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 7

Stellan: You need to start appreciating the small things in life.

Elzar: But I already appreciate Avar.

Avar: Excuse me-

Stellan: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Vernestra : It's kind of complicated, but Avar and Elzar-

Stellan: Got it. Forget I asked.

Kantam: Why are you smiling?

Avar: What? Can’t I just be happy?

Stellan: Elzar tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Stellan: What’s this?

Elzar: My to-do list.

Stellan: It just has my and Avars name on it.

Elzar: Exactly.

Avar: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were ten.

Stellan: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.

I’m like 5 years too late for the starlight beacon dance, so this is them having a dance in Avars office before she leaves to hunt Lourna or something, idk. Wanted to draw them slowdancing lol, I just couldn’t help it 😔

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan

Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-

Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos

Elzar: Who the fuck-

Stellan: Language

Elzar: … Whom the fuck-

Stellan: [driving the speeder]

Stellan: So how was your day?

Avar: we almost got surprise adopted

Stellan: what?

Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped

Stellan: oh okay

Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!

Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!

Avar: Don’t say it.

Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.

Elzar: Yes, you were.

Stellan: No, I wasn’t.

Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.

Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-

How to talk with short people- A guide by Elzar Mann

Blame Pinterest for giving me the idea y’all, this is a sketch made in 14 minutes and I will not justify myself or it

u r welcome

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(please click for better quality:D)

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 22

Avar, in the middle of the night: Do you think Lava tastes spicy

Stellan: avar. please

Avar: I’m just saying, I would like to try it

Stellan: Please don't eat Lava, Ave

Elzar: You know what, try eating it and let us know how it tastes

Elzar: It’s made of rocks, so it would probably taste dusty and bland, but maybe it’s sweet and spicy and people just say it’s dangerous so that others don’t eat it too

Avar: See Stell, El understands me

Avar: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Elzar: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Stellan: WHY. Why did you give Avar a KNIFE?!

Elzar: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.

Stellan: Now I feel unsafe!

Elzar: I’m sorry.

Elzar: ... would you like a knife?

Some bad guy, negotiating with Stellan: We have Avar Kriss. Give us ten thousand credits and she will be returned to you no more harmed than she already is

Avar: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand credits?

Stellan:

Avar: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Stellan: AVAR STOP

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2

Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time

Avar: The car takes a screenshot

Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out

Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Stellan: Just give him a minute

Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]

Elzar: What are you doing?

Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago

Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]

Stellan: absolute fucking idiots

Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them

Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake

Elzar: Even better!

Stellan: …what did you do

Avar, holding a chick: Here :)

Elzar: We named her Kyle!

Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing

Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!

Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?

Stellan: nO-

Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]

Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?

Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit

Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch

Avar: [slams the comlink]

Avar: Now call Kantam