The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 8, I Think

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 8, I think

Avar: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Elzar: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Stellan: We could hear you clapping to the intro of that one sitcom every 25 minutes.

Elzar:

Elzar: well obviusly you two were awake too so you cant-

Elzar: If you water water, it grows.

Stellan: ...What.

Avar: He’s got a point.

Stellan: Isn't it a bit dangerous?

Avar: Stellan, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Stellan: ...

Elzar: Okay, to be fair, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Stellan: ...

Avar: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Avar: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Stellan: I do have a sense of humor you know

Elzar: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Stellan: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6

Elzar: Avar is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!

Stellan: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE because the guy we were searching for was allergic to smoke!

Avar: Yeah and I got him :)

Elzar: Hey, do you know the password to Stellans computer?

Avar: Fuck you, Elzar.

Elzar: Hey!!

Avar: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouelzar".

Elzar: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

Elzar, to Stellan: You get hysterical.

Elzar, to Avar: You worry about every detail.

Elzar: And then you turn on each other.

Stellan: No we don’t.

Avar: Yes we do.

Stellan: How dare you?

Stellan: Is something burning?

Elzar: Just my love for you two.

Avar: El, the toaster is on fire.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 25

Vernestra: Why are Avar and Stellan sitting with their backs to each other?

Elzar: They had a fight.

Vernestra: Then why are they holding hands?

Elzar: They get sad when they fight.

Avar: here El and I made you a friendship bracelet in craft class, he already wears his and this is mine and if you take yours, we all three have them

Elzar: that way, everyone knows that we three belong together :)))

Stellan: i'm not really a jewellery person

Avar, with a sad face: oh okay well you don’t have to wear it if you don’t want to-

Stellan: No, I'm wearing it forever. Back off.

Elzar: *tells a really stupid joke*

Stellan: You're not funny.

Avar: I think he's funny.

Stellan: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on the internet.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 19

Kantam: I dare you-

Stellan: Avar isn’t allowed to take dares.

Kantam: Why not?

Avar, pouting: apparently I am unable to watch out for my own safety.

Kantam: … Elzar-

Stellan: no.

Stellan: We all have our demons

Stellan, grabbing Avar and Elzar: These ones are mine.

*playing Twister*

Kantam: Elzar, Right Hand on red

Elzar: *ends up on top of Avar and super close to Stellans face*

Stellan, blushing: okay, no, you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you

Kantam: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, I’m honestly surprise that you didn’t noticed earlier

Avar, blushing, from underneath Elzar: bastard


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16

Stellan: How did you even get in here?

Avar: Your window!

Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!

Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.

Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.

Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!

Elzar: Alright, bring it in.

Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!

Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.

Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?

Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?

Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.


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This time on firebrands Friday I made a meme

Again, I saw this on Pinterest and decided to do it for fun :)

This Time On Firebrands Friday I Made A Meme

Listen I just think Avar has a few things to tell the Nihil -especially after Starlight, what a luck none of the firebrands died there- and I say let her ✨speak✨ (and with that I mean slay, literally)

Also i spend some money on printing pictures and now my entire wall is covered with variations of Avar Kriss and I’ve never been happier in my entire life


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 20

Avar: I told Stellan that his ears flush when he lies.

Elzar: Why?

Avar: Look.

Avar: Hey Stellan! Do you love us?

Stellan, covering his ears: No.

Elzar:

Stellan: Do what you want Avar, the least I can do as you’re going to help Elzar with his homework tomorrow is visiting the wine country.

Avar, in a whiny voice: *gasps* No, I want to go too, please!

Elzar: No, Avar, that's just what Stellan calls lying on the ground in the garden drinking chardonnay.

Avar: Oh.

Avar: El I want you to take my to the wine country as payback for me helping you

*the firebrands as younglings after they got lost*

Stellan: Um, Elzar, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Elzar: We need money!

Stellan: You're scamming him?

Elzar: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Stellan: What?! No way! As Jedi we shouldn’t steal-

Elzar: Why not? We already stole Avar!

Avar, who only arrived at the temple a few weeks ago: Hey guys :)

Stellan: No, we didn't. Avar can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!

Avar: I wanna steal


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