The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 15

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 15

Avar, angrily: ARE YOU-

Elzar: fucking.

Avar: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Elzar: fucking.

Avar: IDIOT-

Kantam: …what was that?

Elzar: Stellan banned Avar from swearing, so i volunteered to help her out

Kantam: i think you just like saying the f word.

Elzar: that doesn’t make my job any less important.

Stellan: Elzar, that was a stop sign.

Elzar, driving: I’ll stop twice on the way back.

Avar: Orla, can I talk to you for a second?

Orla: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You, Stellan and Elzar are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Avar: What? Ew, no, stop that

Avar: …not because you’re not attractive or so but I’m pretty sure that you have a lover, so that would be cheating.

Avar: Also I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Avar: How's one of the sexiest people here~?

Elzar: I don't know, how are you~?

Avar, blushing: I-

Stellan, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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MORE avar kriss the high republic elzar mann stellan gios orla jareni kantam sy listen stellan only has self esteem when it’s to ruin Elzars flirting okay also yes Avar blushes a lot when people flirt with her Elzar does not have a driving license anymore doesn’t stop him from driving anyways Stellan made Avar swear that she would not curse because she slipped in front of Vernestra Elzar gladly helps out tho Avar and stellan both read the same books about kissing Orla will never let Avar forget it with guests

When there is no speeder left but you need to get back to the temple

„Is there a problem, Officer?“

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avar kriss the high republic elzar mann stellan gios all of them are idiots

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2 years ago

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2

Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time

Avar: The car takes a screenshot

Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out

Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Stellan: Just give him a minute

Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]

Elzar: What are you doing?

Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago

Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]

Stellan: absolute fucking idiots

Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them

Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake

Elzar: Even better!

Stellan: …what did you do

Avar, holding a chick: Here :)

Elzar: We named her Kyle!

Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing

Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!

Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?

Stellan: nO-

Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]

Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?

Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit

Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch

Avar: [slams the comlink]

Avar: Now call Kantam

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avar kriss the high republic pro jedi elzar mann stellan gios star wars the high republic i love the Jedi i love those three so much anyways have more incorrect quotes seriously why brain why i have 22 padges Full of them okay jedi love

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2 years ago

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 27

Elzar: sure is dark in here, hm

Avar: Yep

Stellan:

Elzar: not that im scared or anything

Avar: yeah no me neither

Stellan:

Avar: i mean, who is scared of the dark anymore nowadays anyways

Elzar: not me

Avar: hm

Stellan:

Stellan: do you guys want me to hold your hands

Avar & Elzar, simultaneously: yes please

Stellan: just tell me. did it hurt?

Elzar & Avar, covered in mud because they tried to catch a Tooka on a very rainy day on a very muddy meadow: did what hurt

Stellan: when you broke through Coruscant's surface, ascending from hell

Avar: Stellan won’t come out to spar with me

Elzar: just tell him I said something

Avar: like what?

Elzar: anything factually incorrect

Stellan, arriving a few minutes later: did you say that the sUN IS A FUCKING PLANET-

Avar: Without you Stellan, we’re just two idiots

Elzar: You make us a family, Stellan.

Stellan: Well, I’m like the cool rebel sibling of course.

Elzar: No, you’re the mom.

Avar: Yeah, definitely the mom.

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anyways incorrect quotes avar kriss the high republic Just like me elzar mann stellan gios no one can convince me that stellan didn’t run around with the typical mom first aid kit including sweets to keep his Chaos best friends in line also Elzar would be dumb enough to at least think about the qeusrion if a sun is a planet Elzar: im Just saying Stellan: for forces sake please stop Elzar: how do you know if there isn’t a sun where people can live somewhere Avar: well they must like warm weather then Avar: and Fire Avar: and reduced to ash Stellan: i wish I was ash I wouldn’t have to do this conversation then Elzar and Avar both are scared in the dark for stellan it’s small places and heights in the Last at least Elzar actually was afraid of the ocean once Avar still has problems with too many living beings at once cuz of her small I can feel everything telepathy stuff they are getting dumber and dumber

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1 year ago

Firebrands stuff idk

They went to take a nap afterwards (Avar was very tired)

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avar kriss the high republic elzar mann stellan gios got tired at the end ngl anyways eye of darkness finally arrived i don’t need my feelings anyways but also now I’m scared for the future best medicin: copium and a little delulu me when two tragic lovers can be three instead they wanna smash each other I wanna smash my face into the wall after tfs and teod im tired idk what else to put in the tags

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2 years ago

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 8, I think

Avar: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Elzar: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Stellan: We could hear you clapping to the intro of that one sitcom every 25 minutes.

Elzar:

Elzar: well obviusly you two were awake too so you cant-

Elzar: If you water water, it grows.

Stellan: ...What.

Avar: He’s got a point.

Stellan: Isn't it a bit dangerous?

Avar: Stellan, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Stellan: ...

Elzar: Okay, to be fair, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Stellan: ...

Avar: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Avar: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Stellan: I do have a sense of humor you know

Elzar: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Stellan: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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so much incorrect quotes avar kriss i love these guys star wars high republic elzar mann stellan gios im at it again let’s go yay help argh also im writing a fanfic about them but it’s going slow to many ideas so incorrect quotes it is instead not as if anyone cares lol

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2 years ago

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6

Elzar: Avar is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!

Stellan: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE because the guy we were searching for was allergic to smoke!

Avar: Yeah and I got him :)

Elzar: Hey, do you know the password to Stellans computer?

Avar: Fuck you, Elzar.

Elzar: Hey!!

Avar: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouelzar".

Elzar: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

Elzar, to Stellan: You get hysterical.

Elzar, to Avar: You worry about every detail.

Elzar: And then you turn on each other.

Stellan: No we don’t.

Avar: Yes we do.

Stellan: How dare you?

Stellan: Is something burning?

Elzar: Just my love for you two.

Avar: El, the toaster is on fire.

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you cant convince me otherwise YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND i do avar kriss elzar mann stellan gios a lot of things burn down with them i have like 5 quotes more where stuff burns down and always because of food anyways I love doing this so much why brain pls tell me honestly tho how can’t you love them poor Stellan always names last im going alphabetical okay? also Stellan 100% gets hysterical and Avar is a even bigger terror than Elzar

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2 months ago

Dumb Sketch I Did Because The Hyperfixation Is Coming Back, Lawd Have Mercy

Dumb sketch I did because the hyperfixation is coming back, lawd have mercy

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sobbing? avar kriss the high republic elzar mann stellan gios inspired by Pinterest because that’s where I saw this i love the firebrands my favorite chaos gremlins Miss them every day i thought trials of the Jedi would come out in march already imagine the terror when I saw i have to wait till June have actually been working on a bigger piece but inspiration is low and depression high so idk anyways who cares lol star wars the high republic

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i-will-always-love-the-jedi

2 years ago

This time on firebrands Friday I made a meme

Again, I saw this on Pinterest and decided to do it for fun :)

Listen I just think Avar has a few things to tell the Nihil -especially after Starlight, what a luck none of the firebrands died there- and I say let her ✨speak✨ (and with that I mean slay, literally)

Also i spend some money on printing pictures and now my entire wall is covered with variations of Avar Kriss and I’ve never been happier in my entire life

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anyways avar kriss the high republic Listen I love them elzar mann stellan gios vernestra rwoh eh Avars robes are a bit too dark but I’m too tired to change it again i do not however love the end of the fallen star so I’m going to ignore it also I haven’t read the book yet so technically it didn’t happen in my world they are a happy little family

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i-will-always-love-the-jedi

1 year ago

The light of the Jedi?

Come on Star Wars give her a break that woman is very tired

Bonus fans under the cut:

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sorry me avar kriss the high republic star wars the high republic i spend an ungodly amount of my life thinking about this poor lady also i love her new look also i love her me accidentally rendering the scar nice and deciding I need to render EVERYTHING now i started drawing this cuz I need to wait for the comic until I can continue my fic guess which poor idiot thought it will come out tomorrow now I made myself sad my obsession with this traumatized space wizard is not very good me and my mommy issues staring at Avar Kriss: well shit Star wars I swear don’t kill her i will cry very much also shadows of starlight 2 preview? God my angst loving heart im ranting in the tags again

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