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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 26
Elzar: Hey Ave, do you think I can throw this egg in that jar over there
Avar: No way
Elzar: *chugs egg at Stellans head*
Elzar: you were right
Elzar: C'mon, take one for the team.
Stellan: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.
Elzar: …are you still mad that our prank last week ended in a small disaster?
Stellan: sMALL DISASTER??? AVAR ENDED UP BREAKING THREE RIBS, KANTAM HAD A CONCUSSION, ORLA LOST A TOOTH, LODENS NOSE WOULD NOT STOP BLEEDING FOR HOURS, HALF OF YOUR HAIR WAS BURNED AWAY, AND I MISSED THE ENTIRE DAY OF MEDITATION WITH MASTER KANT AND HAD TO CLEAN THE CANTINA FOR TWO WEEKS!!!
Stellan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Avar pointing to herself and Elzar: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
Avar and Elzar, snuggling beside Stellan: You're the best thing that has ever happened to us. You're our star, the light in our darkest days.
Stellan, jumping awake into a corner: You fucking assholes- I thought I locked the door?!
Avar: The window was open.
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