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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 11

I started playing SWTOR yesterday evening and needless to say I’m above level 30 now and it’s really, really distracting and time consuming but seriously idc for that, I enjoy playing

Anyways here you go, that’s the reason why I’m posting this late (and I’m pretty sure I forgot yesterday

Elzar: can I dye my hair pink

Stellan: no.

[5 hours later]

Avar, dyeing Elzars hair pink: You gotta Show him that you don’t give a fuck

Avar and Elzar: [in jail]

Elzar: So who do we call?

Avar: i would call Stellan but I feel safer in prison

Avar: [bleeding out on the floor]

Elzar: quick, Stellan get the medkit, Avar what's your type

Avar, half unconscious: oh i like two at the same time yk, dark hair, blue or brown eyes ‘nd total idiots

Stellan: he means your blood type, dummy

Avar: oh

Avar: …red

Stellan: now tell me who’s the idiot again

Stellan: i trust Elzar and Avar

Vernestra: do you think they know what they’re doing

Stellan: i wouldn't go that far

When you were waiting for your friend to come back from a meeting, but fall asleep instead

I love them okay?

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 7

Stellan: You need to start appreciating the small things in life.

Elzar: But I already appreciate Avar.

Avar: Excuse me-

Stellan: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Vernestra : It's kind of complicated, but Avar and Elzar-

Stellan: Got it. Forget I asked.

Kantam: Why are you smiling?

Avar: What? Can’t I just be happy?

Stellan: Elzar tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Stellan: What’s this?

Elzar: My to-do list.

Stellan: It just has my and Avars name on it.

Elzar: Exactly.

Avar: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were ten.

Stellan: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.

Basically it went like this

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The fact that the first use of the Force we see in all of The High Republic is Avar Kriss Force-tying her hair up into a knot before leading the Jedi into the Great Disaster to save billions of people is so—. So good. It gets to me, man.

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 3

(Sidenote: I will reduce the numbers of quotes in one post a bit so I can post one every day without running out of them)

Elzar, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal box: What if instead of milk, I put coffee in my cereal

Stellan, walking past him and taking away his coffee: What if you don’t

Avar: Shut up!

Elzar: I weren’t even saying anything

Avar: You were thinking, that’s annoying

Stellan: You shouldn’t be using a straw

Elzar: I know it’s bad for the environment or something

Stellan: It is also a weird way to eat spaghetti

Avar & Elzar to Vernestra: our biggest talent is being stress

Vernestra: don't you mean stressed?

Avar & Elzar: no

Stellan: no.

Stellan: [nudging Avar & Elzar] why are you two always falling asleep on me? Am I that boring?

Avar: [half asleep] you make us feel safe

Stellan: [tearing up] oh

The light of the Jedi?

Come on Star Wars give her a break that woman is very tired

Bonus fans under the cut:

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 14

Elzar: in my defense, I was left unsupervised

Stellan: Wasn’t Avar with you?!

Avar:

Avar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

Elzar: Stellan, are you talking to yourself?

Stellan: Yes

Stellan: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn friend group.

Avar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Elzar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Avar: It fucking sucked.

Elzar: That’s not constructive criticism, but fair.

Avar: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Stellan: … This just says “I can do what I want”.

Avar: just trust us. have we ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Stellan: all the time

Elzar: then you should be used to it by now

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 18

Avar: I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired, I’ll be fine.

Stellan: yeah, me too, I have to finish this report

Elzar: But my sweethearts, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come here and let me hold you two in my strong arms so I can feel whole again.

Avar:

Stellan:

Avar: Are you trying to seduce us into healthy sleeping patterns?

Elzar: Is it working?

*over text*

Elzar: hey pretty girl, what are you up to? ;)

Avar: eating cereal in bed

Elzar: and what would you do if I was in bed with you~?

Avar: …I would still eat my cereal?

Elzar: Fine, do you know where Stellan is?

Avar: right next to me, he forced me to stop working and eat something so now he has to eat too

Stellan: El please Help, she’s feeding me that unhealthy colorful cereal that looks like lightsabers

Elzar: OMG fruitsabers! Stay right there I’m on my way, I love that stuff!

Avar: have you ever thought about the fact that you guys holding my hands is like our hands hugging

Stellan: Avar I swear to god

Elzar: ITS 3 AM YOU IDIOT GO TO SLEEP

Avar: NOT UNTIL MY HANDS ARE HUGGED BY YOURS

When you went shopping to get fruitsabers but your boyfriend doesn’t allow it because it’s „unhealthy“, „full of chemicals“ and „for children“

So now you try to make him feel guilty but he’s to busy talking to another friend of yours and also immune against everything you do

(Also, no, Loden Greatstorm is totally not spying because he lost a bet with Kantam Sy, what do you mean?)

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2

Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time

Avar: The car takes a screenshot

Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out

Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Stellan: Just give him a minute

Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]

Elzar: What are you doing?

Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago

Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]

Stellan: absolute fucking idiots

Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them

Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake

Elzar: Even better!

Stellan: …what did you do

Avar, holding a chick: Here :)

Elzar: We named her Kyle!

Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing

Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!

Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?

Stellan: nO-

Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]

Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?

Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit

Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch

Avar: [slams the comlink]

Avar: Now call Kantam