The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16
Stellan: How did you even get in here?
Avar: Your window!
Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!
Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.
Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.
Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!
Elzar: Alright, bring it in.
Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!
Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.
Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?
Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?
Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 27
Elzar: sure is dark in here, hm
Avar: Yep
Stellan:
Elzar: not that im scared or anything
Avar: yeah no me neither
Stellan:
Avar: i mean, who is scared of the dark anymore nowadays anyways
Elzar: not me
Avar: hm
Stellan:
Stellan: do you guys want me to hold your hands
Avar & Elzar, simultaneously: yes please
Stellan: just tell me. did it hurt?
Elzar & Avar, covered in mud because they tried to catch a Tooka on a very rainy day on a very muddy meadow: did what hurt
Stellan: when you broke through Coruscant's surface, ascending from hell
Avar: Stellan won’t come out to spar with me
Elzar: just tell him I said something
Avar: like what?
Elzar: anything factually incorrect
Stellan, arriving a few minutes later: did you say that the sUN IS A FUCKING PLANET-
Avar: Without you Stellan, we’re just two idiots
Elzar: You make us a family, Stellan.
Stellan: Well, I’m like the cool rebel sibling of course.
Elzar: No, you’re the mom.
Avar: Yeah, definitely the mom.
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 7
Stellan: You need to start appreciating the small things in life.
Elzar: But I already appreciate Avar.
Avar: Excuse me-
Stellan: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Vernestra : It's kind of complicated, but Avar and Elzar-
Stellan: Got it. Forget I asked.
Kantam: Why are you smiling?
Avar: What? Can’t I just be happy?
Stellan: Elzar tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Stellan: What’s this?
Elzar: My to-do list.
Stellan: It just has my and Avars name on it.
Elzar: Exactly.
Avar: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were ten.
Stellan: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 26
Elzar: Hey Ave, do you think I can throw this egg in that jar over there
Avar: No way
Elzar: *chugs egg at Stellans head*
Elzar: you were right
Elzar: C'mon, take one for the team.
Stellan: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.
Elzar: …are you still mad that our prank last week ended in a small disaster?
Stellan: sMALL DISASTER??? AVAR ENDED UP BREAKING THREE RIBS, KANTAM HAD A CONCUSSION, ORLA LOST A TOOTH, LODENS NOSE WOULD NOT STOP BLEEDING FOR HOURS, HALF OF YOUR HAIR WAS BURNED AWAY, AND I MISSED THE ENTIRE DAY OF MEDITATION WITH MASTER KANT AND HAD TO CLEAN THE CANTINA FOR TWO WEEKS!!!
Stellan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Avar pointing to herself and Elzar: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
Avar and Elzar, snuggling beside Stellan: You're the best thing that has ever happened to us. You're our star, the light in our darkest days.
Stellan, jumping awake into a corner: You fucking assholes- I thought I locked the door?!
Avar: The window was open.
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It’s pretty similar to the If lost return to thing I already did BUT I actually found that one pen I was searching for months and suddenly everything I draw looks better?? I mean except for the part that is my handwriting •—•
So anyways I’m gonna go and make a version of this to use as my new lockscreen lol
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(Click for better quality [: )
Ah yes that awkward moment when you’re constantly fighting with your former best friend/ lover, but you also still need to work together and both of you are touch starved...
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 14
Elzar: in my defense, I was left unsupervised
Stellan: Wasn’t Avar with you?!
Avar:
Avar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
Elzar: Stellan, are you talking to yourself?
Stellan: Yes
Stellan: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn friend group.
Avar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Elzar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Avar: It fucking sucked.
Elzar: That’s not constructive criticism, but fair.
Avar: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Stellan: … This just says “I can do what I want”.
Avar: just trust us. have we ever put you in an unsafe situation?
Stellan: all the time
Elzar: then you should be used to it by now
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13
Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan
Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-
Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos
Elzar: Who the fuck-
Stellan: Language
Elzar: … Whom the fuck-
Stellan: [driving the speeder]
Stellan: So how was your day?
Avar: we almost got surprise adopted
Stellan: what?
Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped
Stellan: oh okay
Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!
Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!
Avar: Don’t say it.
Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.
Elzar: Yes, you were.
Stellan: No, I wasn’t.
Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.
Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-
Stellan is stopping them from punching someone
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6
Elzar: Avar is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!
Stellan: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE because the guy we were searching for was allergic to smoke!
Avar: Yeah and I got him :)
Elzar: Hey, do you know the password to Stellans computer?
Avar: Fuck you, Elzar.
Elzar: Hey!!
Avar: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouelzar".
Elzar: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
Elzar, to Stellan: You get hysterical.
Elzar, to Avar: You worry about every detail.
Elzar: And then you turn on each other.
Stellan: No we don’t.
Avar: Yes we do.
Stellan: How dare you?
Stellan: Is something burning?
Elzar: Just my love for you two.
Avar: El, the toaster is on fire.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5 1/2
(This is part 5 1/2 because it’s just each of them alone but there will be more with hem together later today)
Avar, with great delight: Oh Stellan′s gonna hate this.
Avar: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
Elzar: If we’re ever in a situation where I am the “Voice of Reason” then we are in a very VERY bad situation.
Elzar: Writing things down is nerdy, I just forget them like a cool person.
Stellan: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
Stellan: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…
star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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