The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16

Stellan: How did you even get in here?

Avar: Your window!

Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!

Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.

Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.

Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!

Elzar: Alright, bring it in.

Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!

Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.

Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?

Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?

Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 27

Elzar: sure is dark in here, hm

Avar: Yep

Stellan:

Elzar: not that im scared or anything

Avar: yeah no me neither

Stellan:

Avar: i mean, who is scared of the dark anymore nowadays anyways

Elzar: not me

Avar: hm

Stellan:

Stellan: do you guys want me to hold your hands

Avar & Elzar, simultaneously: yes please

Stellan: just tell me. did it hurt?

Elzar & Avar, covered in mud because they tried to catch a Tooka on a very rainy day on a very muddy meadow: did what hurt

Stellan: when you broke through Coruscant's surface, ascending from hell

Avar: Stellan won’t come out to spar with me

Elzar: just tell him I said something

Avar: like what?

Elzar: anything factually incorrect

Stellan, arriving a few minutes later: did you say that the sUN IS A FUCKING PLANET-

Avar: Without you Stellan, we’re just two idiots

Elzar: You make us a family, Stellan.

Stellan: Well, I’m like the cool rebel sibling of course.

Elzar: No, you’re the mom.

Avar: Yeah, definitely the mom.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 7

Stellan: You need to start appreciating the small things in life.

Elzar: But I already appreciate Avar.

Avar: Excuse me-

Stellan: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Vernestra : It's kind of complicated, but Avar and Elzar-

Stellan: Got it. Forget I asked.

Kantam: Why are you smiling?

Avar: What? Can’t I just be happy?

Stellan: Elzar tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Stellan: What’s this?

Elzar: My to-do list.

Stellan: It just has my and Avars name on it.

Elzar: Exactly.

Avar: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were ten.

Stellan: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 26

Elzar: Hey Ave, do you think I can throw this egg in that jar over there

Avar: No way

Elzar: *chugs egg at Stellans head*

Elzar: you were right

Elzar: C'mon, take one for the team.

Stellan: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.

Elzar: …are you still mad that our prank last week ended in a small disaster?

Stellan: sMALL DISASTER??? AVAR ENDED UP BREAKING THREE RIBS, KANTAM HAD A CONCUSSION, ORLA LOST A TOOTH, LODENS NOSE WOULD NOT STOP BLEEDING FOR HOURS, HALF OF YOUR HAIR WAS BURNED AWAY, AND I MISSED THE ENTIRE DAY OF MEDITATION WITH MASTER KANT AND HAD TO CLEAN THE CANTINA FOR TWO WEEKS!!!

Stellan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Avar pointing to herself and Elzar: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Avar and Elzar, snuggling beside Stellan: You're the best thing that has ever happened to us. You're our star, the light in our darkest days.

Stellan, jumping awake into a corner: You fucking assholes- I thought I locked the door?!

Avar: The window was open.


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So i saw this on Twitter

So I Saw This On Twitter

And obviously I had to draw it

So I Saw This On Twitter

It’s pretty similar to the If lost return to thing I already did BUT I actually found that one pen I was searching for months and suddenly everything I draw looks better?? I mean except for the part that is my handwriting •—•

So anyways I’m gonna go and make a version of this to use as my new lockscreen lol


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 14

Elzar: in my defense, I was left unsupervised

Stellan: Wasn’t Avar with you?!

Avar:

Avar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

Elzar: Stellan, are you talking to yourself?

Stellan: Yes

Stellan: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn friend group.

Avar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Elzar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Avar: It fucking sucked.

Elzar: That’s not constructive criticism, but fair.

Avar: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Stellan: … This just says “I can do what I want”.

Avar: just trust us. have we ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Stellan: all the time

Elzar: then you should be used to it by now


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan

Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-

Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos

Elzar: Who the fuck-

Stellan: Language

Elzar: … Whom the fuck-

Stellan: [driving the speeder]

Stellan: So how was your day?

Avar: we almost got surprise adopted

Stellan: what?

Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped

Stellan: oh okay

Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!

Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!

Avar: Don’t say it.

Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.

Elzar: Yes, you were.

Stellan: No, I wasn’t.

Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.

Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6

Elzar: Avar is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!

Stellan: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE because the guy we were searching for was allergic to smoke!

Avar: Yeah and I got him :)

Elzar: Hey, do you know the password to Stellans computer?

Avar: Fuck you, Elzar.

Elzar: Hey!!

Avar: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouelzar".

Elzar: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

Elzar, to Stellan: You get hysterical.

Elzar, to Avar: You worry about every detail.

Elzar: And then you turn on each other.

Stellan: No we don’t.

Avar: Yes we do.

Stellan: How dare you?

Stellan: Is something burning?

Elzar: Just my love for you two.

Avar: El, the toaster is on fire.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5 1/2

(This is part 5 1/2 because it’s just each of them alone but there will be more with hem together later today)

Avar, with great delight: Oh Stellan′s gonna hate this.

Avar: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Elzar: If we’re ever in a situation where I am the “Voice of Reason” then we are in a very VERY bad situation.

Elzar: Writing things down is nerdy, I just forget them like a cool person.

Stellan: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

Stellan: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…


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