The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5 1/2

Welcome to „The High Republic“, where everybody is traumatized :D

I couldn’t put everyone on that chart, but we all can clearly see the average trauma

Also if someone has suggestions/ criticism, I’ll gladly take it :)

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 21

Avar: the moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?

Elzar, looking at Avar: yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Avar and Elzar in unison: [sighs] Stellan

Stellan: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Elzar: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Avar: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Elzar: Avar, why do you have 32 written on your arm?

Avar: I have no idea. Maybe it’s some sort of code, or maybe it’s my age. Do I look 32 to you? Tell me the truth. No, you know what… don’t.

Stellan: Well if we wrote it down, it must be something important.

Avar: Hey we should write down other stuff that seems important so we don’t forget.

Elzar, writing on Avar’s arm: Yeah, okay. Um, well, hats.

Stellan: Hats, obviously.

Elzar: Obviously.

Avar: Okay. Ah, what else? I feel like there was…

Elzar: A number.

Avar: Oh yes! 32. Write that down too.

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 4

Evil guy: I’m gonna kill both of you

Elzar: Wait, we need to ask Stellan first

Evil guy: that's not how-

Avar: he said no.

Avar: I don’t like blasters

Stellan: Stop being so narrow minded, it’s because you just never learned how to use one.

Avar: Or because I’ve been shot. Repeatedly.

Stellan: A person can learn a lot from their friends

Vernestra: So what did you learn from Master Elzar and Master Avar

Stellan: Why some species eat their young

Vernestra: What is love?

Avar: an emotional minefield

Stellan: a neurochemical reaction

Elzar: BABY DONT HURT ME-

I did this sketch in 5 minutes enjoy

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 26

Elzar: Hey Ave, do you think I can throw this egg in that jar over there

Avar: No way

Elzar: *chugs egg at Stellans head*

Elzar: you were right

Elzar: C'mon, take one for the team.

Stellan: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.

Elzar: …are you still mad that our prank last week ended in a small disaster?

Stellan: sMALL DISASTER??? AVAR ENDED UP BREAKING THREE RIBS, KANTAM HAD A CONCUSSION, ORLA LOST A TOOTH, LODENS NOSE WOULD NOT STOP BLEEDING FOR HOURS, HALF OF YOUR HAIR WAS BURNED AWAY, AND I MISSED THE ENTIRE DAY OF MEDITATION WITH MASTER KANT AND HAD TO CLEAN THE CANTINA FOR TWO WEEKS!!!

Stellan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Avar pointing to herself and Elzar: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Avar and Elzar, snuggling beside Stellan: You're the best thing that has ever happened to us. You're our star, the light in our darkest days.

Stellan, jumping awake into a corner: You fucking assholes- I thought I locked the door?!

Avar: The window was open.

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„Jeweled diadem gifted by Stellan and Elzar“

Of course, that could have been simply a sweet gesture BUT making it angsty is so much better in my opinion

Because imagine Avar Kriss, a telepath so powerful she always hears so so much -enough for it to physically hurt her- being unable to keep her mental walls up because her energy is already drained… and imagine Elzar Mann and Stellan Gios, researching in the archives for weeks, finding the slightest hint of something that could help and then proceeding to forge the focus with their own hands… :ˋ)

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 23

Stellan: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Elzar: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Stellan: Yes!

Avar: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Avar: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Stellan: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or reading if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Elzar: Self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Avar: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Avar: *accidently hits her head*

Stellan, rushing over: I got an ice pack from the freezer.

Elzar, next to him: I helped, are you alright

Avar: Why do you have chocolate on your face?

Elzar: The Ice Pack was under a pie.

Avar: So you ate your way to it?

Elzar: I made a judgment call, Stellan was a coward. You weren’t there.

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: *has a piece of paper on her back*

The Text on the Piece of Paper: Please don’t talk to me I have no self control and will gossip with you for three hours and get no work done.

Elzar: I did a thing.

Stellan: A thing?

Elzar: Let’s not talk about the thing.

Stellan: We’ll talk about the thing later.

Stellan: I’m heading to the kitchen, do you two want anything?

Elzar: Vodka.

Avar: White wine.

Stellan: … It’s seven in the morning.

Elzar: Very well. Vodka and cereal.

Avar: Red wine then and toast.

Avar: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Stellan: Go the fuck to sleep

Avar: What gif I don't want to?

Elzar: Fuck You I was dreaming about Unicorns

Top Ten Things Sskeer, Orla Jareni and Stellan Gios were never meant to see

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 9

Stellan: I'm sorry, why are you two in my chambers again?

Elzar: Uhmmm, we were watching your cat while you were gone.

Stellan: …I don’t see a cat.

Avar: oh, we’re not doing a good job

Stellan:

Stellan: i also don’t have a cat so get out-

Elzar: please don’t leave-

Stellan: For the last time, I told you to call me in case of an emergency. Getting stuck behind your bed is not an emergency worth my time.

Avar: Girls are hot

Avar: Guys are hot

Avar: Why is everyone so hot?

Stellan: Global warming.

Elzar: Stellan said its my turn with the brain cell.

Avar: Square up.