The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6
Elzar: Avar is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!
Stellan: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE because the guy we were searching for was allergic to smoke!
Avar: Yeah and I got him :)
Elzar: Hey, do you know the password to Stellans computer?
Avar: Fuck you, Elzar.
Elzar: Hey!!
Avar: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouelzar".
Elzar: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
Elzar, to Stellan: You get hysterical.
Elzar, to Avar: You worry about every detail.
Elzar: And then you turn on each other.
Stellan: No we don’t.
Avar: Yes we do.
Stellan: How dare you?
Stellan: Is something burning?
Elzar: Just my love for you two.
Avar: El, the toaster is on fire.
So I did some sketches of early Padawan Avar, Elzar and Stellan (because I’m working on a fanfic and also I was wondering how they looked so why not) and I experimented a bit and then I did some little doodles and anyways I like it a lot (sidenote: I used some references from Pinterest)
Yes, Avar has short hair, yes, Stellan has a ponytail and longer hair and yes, Elzar has been running around with he same hairstyle since he was 10
Also, Stellan kinda seems younger than the other two lol but that’s just my bad drawing (I actually headcanon Avar being the youngest one, Stellan the oldest and Elzar the problem middle child (even tho Avar is as chaotic as him (and Stellan is just tired of both of them)
My personal favorite is them napping :)
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13
Avar: *has a piece of paper on her back*
The Text on the Piece of Paper: Please don’t talk to me I have no self control and will gossip with you for three hours and get no work done.
Elzar: I did a thing.
Stellan: A thing?
Elzar: Let’s not talk about the thing.
Stellan: We’ll talk about the thing later.
Stellan: I’m heading to the kitchen, do you two want anything?
Elzar: Vodka.
Avar: White wine.
Stellan: … It’s seven in the morning.
Elzar: Very well. Vodka and cereal.
Avar: Red wine then and toast.
Avar: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Stellan: Go the fuck to sleep
Avar: What gif I don't want to?
Elzar: Fuck You I was dreaming about Unicorns
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13
Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan
Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-
Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos
Elzar: Who the fuck-
Stellan: Language
Elzar: … Whom the fuck-
Stellan: [driving the speeder]
Stellan: So how was your day?
Avar: we almost got surprise adopted
Stellan: what?
Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped
Stellan: oh okay
Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!
Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!
Avar: Don’t say it.
Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.
Elzar: Yes, you were.
Stellan: No, I wasn’t.
Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.
Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 19
Kantam: I dare you-
Stellan: Avar isn’t allowed to take dares.
Kantam: Why not?
Avar, pouting: apparently I am unable to watch out for my own safety.
Kantam: … Elzar-
Stellan: no.
Stellan: We all have our demons
Stellan, grabbing Avar and Elzar: These ones are mine.
*playing Twister*
Kantam: Elzar, Right Hand on red
Elzar: *ends up on top of Avar and super close to Stellans face*
Stellan, blushing: okay, no, you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you
Kantam: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, I’m honestly surprise that you didn’t noticed earlier
Avar, blushing, from underneath Elzar: bastard
The threefirebrands (and guests) - Incorrect Quotes, Part 1
Stellan: I have an amazing memory! Name one time I forgot something.
Avar: You left me and Elzar in the parking lot of a supermarket like, three weeks ago
Stellan: I did that on purpose, try again
Elzar: Do you think I could fit 15 Marshmallows in my mouth
Stellan: You're a hazard to society
Avar: And a coward. Do 20.
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for being two people on a speeder made for one
Stellan: shit
Avar: wait, two
Cop: yes?
Avar: OH MY GOD STELLAN ELZAR FELL OFF
Vernestra: What do you think will Avar and Elzar do for the distraction
Stellan: Idk, they’ll probably do something small, like throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
[Building explodes and several alarms go off]
Stellan: Or they could do that, I should have known better
Avar: If I run and jump at Stellan, he will most certainly catch me
Avar, Running towards Stellan: INCOMING
Stellan: NO I‘M HOLDING TEA-
Stellan: *drops tea to catch Avar* why
So I saw a post about younglings and padawans pranking each other (and sometimes the masters) and sewing cat ears on their cloaks and
I did sketch Elzar, Avar and Stellan because I love those three (also, they lived way before Order 66 so I can spare myself from the trauma of knowing that they were cute Younglings that later got slaughtered)
It’s cute okay?
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5
Random Jedi Teacher: Padawan Mann, as you know, the assignment was to bring something important to you
Elzar: yeah and I did that
Random Jedi Teacher: I meant an object, not Padawan Kriss and Gios
Avar & Elzar: [doing something extremely stupid but cute]
Stellan, under his breath: I’m in love with you two
Avar: What was that?
Stellan: i Said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO
Avar & Stellan: [eating cinnamon rolls]
Elzar: cannibalism
Avar & Stellan: [confused chewing noises]
(please click for better quality:D)
Waiting…
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Again, I saw this on Pinterest and decided to do it for fun :)
Listen I just think Avar has a few things to tell the Nihil -especially after Starlight, what a luck none of the firebrands died there- and I say let her ✨speak✨ (and with that I mean slay, literally)
Also i spend some money on printing pictures and now my entire wall is covered with variations of Avar Kriss and I’ve never been happier in my entire life
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star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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