The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6

Elzar: Avar is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!

Stellan: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE because the guy we were searching for was allergic to smoke!

Avar: Yeah and I got him :)

Elzar: Hey, do you know the password to Stellans computer?

Avar: Fuck you, Elzar.

Elzar: Hey!!

Avar: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouelzar".

Elzar: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

Elzar, to Stellan: You get hysterical.

Elzar, to Avar: You worry about every detail.

Elzar: And then you turn on each other.

Stellan: No we don’t.

Avar: Yes we do.

Stellan: How dare you?

Stellan: Is something burning?

Elzar: Just my love for you two.

Avar: El, the toaster is on fire.

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So I did some sketches of early Padawan Avar, Elzar and Stellan (because I’m working on a fanfic and also I was wondering how they looked so why not) and I experimented a bit and then I did some little doodles and anyways I like it a lot (sidenote: I used some references from Pinterest)

So I Did Some Sketches Of Early Padawan Avar, Elzar And Stellan (because I’m Working On A Fanfic And

Yes, Avar has short hair, yes, Stellan has a ponytail and longer hair and yes, Elzar has been running around with he same hairstyle since he was 10

Also, Stellan kinda seems younger than the other two lol but that’s just my bad drawing (I actually headcanon Avar being the youngest one, Stellan the oldest and Elzar the problem middle child (even tho Avar is as chaotic as him (and Stellan is just tired of both of them)

My personal favorite is them napping :)


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: *has a piece of paper on her back*

The Text on the Piece of Paper: Please don’t talk to me I have no self control and will gossip with you for three hours and get no work done.

Elzar: I did a thing.

Stellan: A thing?

Elzar: Let’s not talk about the thing.

Stellan: We’ll talk about the thing later.

Stellan: I’m heading to the kitchen, do you two want anything?

Elzar: Vodka.

Avar: White wine.

Stellan: … It’s seven in the morning.

Elzar: Very well. Vodka and cereal.

Avar: Red wine then and toast.

Avar: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Stellan: Go the fuck to sleep

Avar: What gif I don't want to?

Elzar: Fuck You I was dreaming about Unicorns


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan

Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-

Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos

Elzar: Who the fuck-

Stellan: Language

Elzar: … Whom the fuck-

Stellan: [driving the speeder]

Stellan: So how was your day?

Avar: we almost got surprise adopted

Stellan: what?

Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped

Stellan: oh okay

Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!

Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!

Avar: Don’t say it.

Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.

Elzar: Yes, you were.

Stellan: No, I wasn’t.

Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.

Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 19

Kantam: I dare you-

Stellan: Avar isn’t allowed to take dares.

Kantam: Why not?

Avar, pouting: apparently I am unable to watch out for my own safety.

Kantam: … Elzar-

Stellan: no.

Stellan: We all have our demons

Stellan, grabbing Avar and Elzar: These ones are mine.

*playing Twister*

Kantam: Elzar, Right Hand on red

Elzar: *ends up on top of Avar and super close to Stellans face*

Stellan, blushing: okay, no, you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you

Kantam: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, I’m honestly surprise that you didn’t noticed earlier

Avar, blushing, from underneath Elzar: bastard


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The threefirebrands (and guests) - Incorrect Quotes, Part 1

Stellan: I have an amazing memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Avar: You left me and Elzar in the parking lot of a supermarket like, three weeks ago

Stellan: I did that on purpose, try again

Elzar: Do you think I could fit 15 Marshmallows in my mouth

Stellan: You're a hazard to society

Avar: And a coward. Do 20.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for being two people on a speeder made for one

Stellan: shit

Avar: wait, two

Cop: yes?

Avar: OH MY GOD STELLAN ELZAR FELL OFF

Vernestra: What do you think will Avar and Elzar do for the distraction

Stellan: Idk, they’ll probably do something small, like throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

[Building explodes and several alarms go off]

Stellan: Or they could do that, I should have known better

Avar: If I run and jump at Stellan, he will most certainly catch me

Avar, Running towards Stellan: INCOMING

Stellan: NO I‘M HOLDING TEA-

Stellan: *drops tea to catch Avar* why


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So I saw a post about younglings and padawans pranking each other (and sometimes the masters) and sewing cat ears on their cloaks and

So I Saw A Post About Younglings And Padawans Pranking Each Other (and Sometimes The Masters) And Sewing

I did sketch Elzar, Avar and Stellan because I love those three (also, they lived way before Order 66 so I can spare myself from the trauma of knowing that they were cute Younglings that later got slaughtered)

It’s cute okay?


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5

Random Jedi Teacher: Padawan Mann, as you know, the assignment was to bring something important to you

Elzar: yeah and I did that

Random Jedi Teacher: I meant an object, not Padawan Kriss and Gios

Avar & Elzar: [doing something extremely stupid but cute]

Stellan, under his breath: I’m in love with you two

Avar: What was that?

Stellan: i Said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO

Avar & Stellan: [eating cinnamon rolls]

Elzar: cannibalism

Avar & Stellan: [confused chewing noises]


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This time on firebrands Friday I made a meme

Again, I saw this on Pinterest and decided to do it for fun :)

This Time On Firebrands Friday I Made A Meme

Listen I just think Avar has a few things to tell the Nihil -especially after Starlight, what a luck none of the firebrands died there- and I say let her ✨speak✨ (and with that I mean slay, literally)

Also i spend some money on printing pictures and now my entire wall is covered with variations of Avar Kriss and I’ve never been happier in my entire life


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