The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 3

Y’all I spend a hour on this and it’s not Even Good Help me

Anyways stellan had to get Avar new coffee because she didn’t sleep in a week and started to cry and while he did that Elzar thaught Vernestra even more curse words while Kantam watched and held their Datapad ready to film stellan beating Elzar up once he returns from making sure Avar doesn’t faint and falls down the stairs

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But then again, time passes, like all things do…

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 20

Avar: I told Stellan that his ears flush when he lies.

Elzar: Why?

Avar: Look.

Avar: Hey Stellan! Do you love us?

Stellan, covering his ears: No.

Elzar:

Stellan: Do what you want Avar, the least I can do as you’re going to help Elzar with his homework tomorrow is visiting the wine country.

Avar, in a whiny voice: *gasps* No, I want to go too, please!

Elzar: No, Avar, that's just what Stellan calls lying on the ground in the garden drinking chardonnay.

Avar: Oh.

Avar: El I want you to take my to the wine country as payback for me helping you

*the firebrands as younglings after they got lost*

Stellan: Um, Elzar, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Elzar: We need money!

Stellan: You're scamming him?

Elzar: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Stellan: What?! No way! As Jedi we shouldn’t steal-

Elzar: Why not? We already stole Avar!

Avar, who only arrived at the temple a few weeks ago: Hey guys :)

Stellan: No, we didn't. Avar can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!

Avar: I wanna steal

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 11

I started playing SWTOR yesterday evening and needless to say I’m above level 30 now and it’s really, really distracting and time consuming but seriously idc for that, I enjoy playing

Anyways here you go, that’s the reason why I’m posting this late (and I’m pretty sure I forgot yesterday

Elzar: can I dye my hair pink

Stellan: no.

[5 hours later]

Avar, dyeing Elzars hair pink: You gotta Show him that you don’t give a fuck

Avar and Elzar: [in jail]

Elzar: So who do we call?

Avar: i would call Stellan but I feel safer in prison

Avar: [bleeding out on the floor]

Elzar: quick, Stellan get the medkit, Avar what's your type

Avar, half unconscious: oh i like two at the same time yk, dark hair, blue or brown eyes ‘nd total idiots

Stellan: he means your blood type, dummy

Avar: oh

Avar: …red

Stellan: now tell me who’s the idiot again

Stellan: i trust Elzar and Avar

Vernestra: do you think they know what they’re doing

Stellan: i wouldn't go that far

So, i had this idea

We all know that Avar was described as one of the brightest lights of the Jedi

We also know that the Daughter, or the winged goddess, is like the embodiment of the pure light side of the force

Idk I kinda thought those two fit really good together…

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 14

Elzar: in my defense, I was left unsupervised

Stellan: Wasn’t Avar with you?!

Avar:

Avar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

Elzar: Stellan, are you talking to yourself?

Stellan: Yes

Stellan: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn friend group.

Avar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Elzar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Avar: It fucking sucked.

Elzar: That’s not constructive criticism, but fair.

Avar: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Stellan: … This just says “I can do what I want”.

Avar: just trust us. have we ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Stellan: all the time

Elzar: then you should be used to it by now

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5

Random Jedi Teacher: Padawan Mann, as you know, the assignment was to bring something important to you

Elzar: yeah and I did that

Random Jedi Teacher: I meant an object, not Padawan Kriss and Gios

Avar & Elzar: [doing something extremely stupid but cute]

Stellan, under his breath: I’m in love with you two

Avar: What was that?

Stellan: i Said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO

Avar & Stellan: [eating cinnamon rolls]

Elzar: cannibalism

Avar & Stellan: [confused chewing noises]

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 26

Elzar: Hey Ave, do you think I can throw this egg in that jar over there

Avar: No way

Elzar: *chugs egg at Stellans head*

Elzar: you were right

Elzar: C'mon, take one for the team.

Stellan: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.

Elzar: …are you still mad that our prank last week ended in a small disaster?

Stellan: sMALL DISASTER??? AVAR ENDED UP BREAKING THREE RIBS, KANTAM HAD A CONCUSSION, ORLA LOST A TOOTH, LODENS NOSE WOULD NOT STOP BLEEDING FOR HOURS, HALF OF YOUR HAIR WAS BURNED AWAY, AND I MISSED THE ENTIRE DAY OF MEDITATION WITH MASTER KANT AND HAD TO CLEAN THE CANTINA FOR TWO WEEKS!!!

Stellan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Avar pointing to herself and Elzar: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Avar and Elzar, snuggling beside Stellan: You're the best thing that has ever happened to us. You're our star, the light in our darkest days.

Stellan, jumping awake into a corner: You fucking assholes- I thought I locked the door?!

Avar: The window was open.

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 17

Elzar: hey can you call me? I can’t find my comm

Avar: yeah, one sec, let me find my own

Elzar: alright

Avar: i can’t find it, can you call me

Elzar: yeah, one sec

Stellan: *currently in the possession of the one brain cell the three of them share*

Elzar & Avar: *running around and doing something stupid again*

Stellan: seriously, why are you two like this?

Elzar: aww come on! We know that you still love us

Stellan: … where did you get that idea? *jokingly*

Elzar:

Stellan:

Avar: *sniffles*

Stellan: !!!

Stellan: wAIT IM SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT I LOVE BOTH OF YOU SO MUCH PLEASE STOP CRYING FORCE IM SO SORRY

Avar: *drunk after one shot* you two are so hot

Stellan: uh huh

Avar: and spicy

Elzar, grinning: right, go on

Avar: *wrapping one arm around Stellan and the other around Elzar* extra strong chili paprika doritos

Special Guest

Random Republic Senator: so, how many children do you have?

Yoda: biologically, legally or emotionally? Because a difference there is, hm

„Jeweled diadem gifted by Stellan and Elzar“

Of course, that could have been simply a sweet gesture BUT making it angsty is so much better in my opinion

Because imagine Avar Kriss, a telepath so powerful she always hears so so much -enough for it to physically hurt her- being unable to keep her mental walls up because her energy is already drained… and imagine Elzar Mann and Stellan Gios, researching in the archives for weeks, finding the slightest hint of something that could help and then proceeding to forge the focus with their own hands… :ˋ)

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