The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 11

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 11

I started playing SWTOR yesterday evening and needless to say I’m above level 30 now and it’s really, really distracting and time consuming but seriously idc for that, I enjoy playing

Anyways here you go, that’s the reason why I’m posting this late (and I’m pretty sure I forgot yesterday

Elzar: can I dye my hair pink

Stellan: no.

[5 hours later]

Avar, dyeing Elzars hair pink: You gotta Show him that you don’t give a fuck

Avar and Elzar: [in jail]

Elzar: So who do we call?

Avar: i would call Stellan but I feel safer in prison

Avar: [bleeding out on the floor]

Elzar: quick, Stellan get the medkit, Avar what's your type

Avar, half unconscious: oh i like two at the same time yk, dark hair, blue or brown eyes ‘nd total idiots

Stellan: he means your blood type, dummy

Avar: oh

Avar: …red

Stellan: now tell me who’s the idiot again

Stellan: i trust Elzar and Avar

Vernestra: do you think they know what they’re doing

Stellan: i wouldn't go that far

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Elzar: Hey Ave, do you think I can throw this egg in that jar over there

Avar: No way

Elzar: *chugs egg at Stellans head*

Elzar: you were right

Elzar: C'mon, take one for the team.

Stellan: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.

Elzar: …are you still mad that our prank last week ended in a small disaster?

Stellan: sMALL DISASTER??? AVAR ENDED UP BREAKING THREE RIBS, KANTAM HAD A CONCUSSION, ORLA LOST A TOOTH, LODENS NOSE WOULD NOT STOP BLEEDING FOR HOURS, HALF OF YOUR HAIR WAS BURNED AWAY, AND I MISSED THE ENTIRE DAY OF MEDITATION WITH MASTER KANT AND HAD TO CLEAN THE CANTINA FOR TWO WEEKS!!!

Stellan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Avar pointing to herself and Elzar: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Avar and Elzar, snuggling beside Stellan: You're the best thing that has ever happened to us. You're our star, the light in our darkest days.

Stellan, jumping awake into a corner: You fucking assholes- I thought I locked the door?!

Avar: The window was open.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2

Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time

Avar: The car takes a screenshot

Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out

Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Stellan: Just give him a minute

Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]

Elzar: What are you doing?

Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago

Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]

Stellan: absolute fucking idiots

Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them

Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake

Elzar: Even better!

Stellan: …what did you do

Avar, holding a chick: Here :)

Elzar: We named her Kyle!

Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing

Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!

Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?

Stellan: nO-

Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]

Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?

Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit

Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch

Avar: [slams the comlink]

Avar: Now call Kantam


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 7

Stellan: You need to start appreciating the small things in life.

Elzar: But I already appreciate Avar.

Avar: Excuse me-

Stellan: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Vernestra : It's kind of complicated, but Avar and Elzar-

Stellan: Got it. Forget I asked.

Kantam: Why are you smiling?

Avar: What? Can’t I just be happy?

Stellan: Elzar tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Stellan: What’s this?

Elzar: My to-do list.

Stellan: It just has my and Avars name on it.

Elzar: Exactly.

Avar: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were ten.

Stellan: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.


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Basically it went like this

Basically It Went Like This

The fact that the first use of the Force we see in all of The High Republic is Avar Kriss Force-tying her hair up into a knot before leading the Jedi into the Great Disaster to save billions of people is so—. So good. It gets to me, man.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: *has a piece of paper on her back*

The Text on the Piece of Paper: Please don’t talk to me I have no self control and will gossip with you for three hours and get no work done.

Elzar: I did a thing.

Stellan: A thing?

Elzar: Let’s not talk about the thing.

Stellan: We’ll talk about the thing later.

Stellan: I’m heading to the kitchen, do you two want anything?

Elzar: Vodka.

Avar: White wine.

Stellan: … It’s seven in the morning.

Elzar: Very well. Vodka and cereal.

Avar: Red wine then and toast.

Avar: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Stellan: Go the fuck to sleep

Avar: What gif I don't want to?

Elzar: Fuck You I was dreaming about Unicorns


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This time on firebrands Friday I made a meme

Again, I saw this on Pinterest and decided to do it for fun :)

This Time On Firebrands Friday I Made A Meme

Listen I just think Avar has a few things to tell the Nihil -especially after Starlight, what a luck none of the firebrands died there- and I say let her ✨speak✨ (and with that I mean slay, literally)

Also i spend some money on printing pictures and now my entire wall is covered with variations of Avar Kriss and I’ve never been happier in my entire life


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 22

Avar, in the middle of the night: Do you think Lava tastes spicy

Stellan: avar. please

Avar: I’m just saying, I would like to try it

Stellan: Please don't eat Lava, Ave

Elzar: You know what, try eating it and let us know how it tastes

Elzar: It’s made of rocks, so it would probably taste dusty and bland, but maybe it’s sweet and spicy and people just say it’s dangerous so that others don’t eat it too

Avar: See Stell, El understands me

Avar: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Elzar: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Stellan: WHY. Why did you give Avar a KNIFE?!

Elzar: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.

Stellan: Now I feel unsafe!

Elzar: I’m sorry.

Elzar: ... would you like a knife?

Some bad guy, negotiating with Stellan: We have Avar Kriss. Give us ten thousand credits and she will be returned to you no more harmed than she already is

Avar: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand credits?

Stellan:

Avar: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Stellan: AVAR STOP


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