So, I Had This Idea

Y’all I spend a hour on this and it’s not Even Good Help me

Anyways stellan had to get Avar new coffee because she didn’t sleep in a week and started to cry and while he did that Elzar thaught Vernestra even more curse words while Kantam watched and held their Datapad ready to film stellan beating Elzar up once he returns from making sure Avar doesn’t faint and falls down the stairs

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: *has a piece of paper on her back*

The Text on the Piece of Paper: Please don’t talk to me I have no self control and will gossip with you for three hours and get no work done.

Elzar: I did a thing.

Stellan: A thing?

Elzar: Let’s not talk about the thing.

Stellan: We’ll talk about the thing later.

Stellan: I’m heading to the kitchen, do you two want anything?

Elzar: Vodka.

Avar: White wine.

Stellan: … It’s seven in the morning.

Elzar: Very well. Vodka and cereal.

Avar: Red wine then and toast.

Avar: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Stellan: Go the fuck to sleep

Avar: What gif I don't want to?

Elzar: Fuck You I was dreaming about Unicorns

This time on firebrands Friday I made a meme

Again, I saw this on Pinterest and decided to do it for fun :)

Listen I just think Avar has a few things to tell the Nihil -especially after Starlight, what a luck none of the firebrands died there- and I say let her ✨speak✨ (and with that I mean slay, literally)

Also i spend some money on printing pictures and now my entire wall is covered with variations of Avar Kriss and I’ve never been happier in my entire life

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Me when my comfort-blorpos are actually just middle aged sad losers 😔😔😔

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16

Stellan: How did you even get in here?

Avar: Your window!

Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!

Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.

Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.

Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!

Elzar: Alright, bring it in.

Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!

Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.

Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?

Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?

Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 3

(Sidenote: I will reduce the numbers of quotes in one post a bit so I can post one every day without running out of them)

Elzar, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal box: What if instead of milk, I put coffee in my cereal

Stellan, walking past him and taking away his coffee: What if you don’t

Avar: Shut up!

Elzar: I weren’t even saying anything

Avar: You were thinking, that’s annoying

Stellan: You shouldn’t be using a straw

Elzar: I know it’s bad for the environment or something

Stellan: It is also a weird way to eat spaghetti

Avar & Elzar to Vernestra: our biggest talent is being stress

Vernestra: don't you mean stressed?

Avar & Elzar: no

Stellan: no.

Stellan: [nudging Avar & Elzar] why are you two always falling asleep on me? Am I that boring?

Avar: [half asleep] you make us feel safe

Stellan: [tearing up] oh

Stellan is stopping them from punching someone

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So the new Barbie trailer dropped and with it came a new meme template...

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obviously i had to adjust it for the three of them but either way it was fun to draw :)

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I did this sketch in 5 minutes enjoy

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 26

Elzar: Hey Ave, do you think I can throw this egg in that jar over there

Avar: No way

Elzar: *chugs egg at Stellans head*

Elzar: you were right

Elzar: C'mon, take one for the team.

Stellan: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.

Elzar: …are you still mad that our prank last week ended in a small disaster?

Stellan: sMALL DISASTER??? AVAR ENDED UP BREAKING THREE RIBS, KANTAM HAD A CONCUSSION, ORLA LOST A TOOTH, LODENS NOSE WOULD NOT STOP BLEEDING FOR HOURS, HALF OF YOUR HAIR WAS BURNED AWAY, AND I MISSED THE ENTIRE DAY OF MEDITATION WITH MASTER KANT AND HAD TO CLEAN THE CANTINA FOR TWO WEEKS!!!

Stellan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Avar pointing to herself and Elzar: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Avar and Elzar, snuggling beside Stellan: You're the best thing that has ever happened to us. You're our star, the light in our darkest days.

Stellan, jumping awake into a corner: You fucking assholes- I thought I locked the door?!

Avar: The window was open.

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