The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 17
Elzar: hey can you call me? I can’t find my comm
Avar: yeah, one sec, let me find my own
Elzar: alright
Avar: i can’t find it, can you call me
Elzar: yeah, one sec
Stellan: *currently in the possession of the one brain cell the three of them share*
Elzar & Avar: *running around and doing something stupid again*
Stellan: seriously, why are you two like this?
Elzar: aww come on! We know that you still love us
Stellan: … where did you get that idea? *jokingly*
Elzar:
Stellan:
Avar: *sniffles*
Stellan: !!!
Stellan: wAIT IM SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT I LOVE BOTH OF YOU SO MUCH PLEASE STOP CRYING FORCE IM SO SORRY
Avar: *drunk after one shot* you two are so hot
Stellan: uh huh
Avar: and spicy
Elzar, grinning: right, go on
Avar: *wrapping one arm around Stellan and the other around Elzar* extra strong chili paprika doritos
Special Guest
Random Republic Senator: so, how many children do you have?
Yoda: biologically, legally or emotionally? Because a difference there is, hm
Of course, that could have been simply a sweet gesture BUT making it angsty is so much better in my opinion
Because imagine Avar Kriss, a telepath so powerful she always hears so so much -enough for it to physically hurt her- being unable to keep her mental walls up because her energy is already drained… and imagine Elzar Mann and Stellan Gios, researching in the archives for weeks, finding the slightest hint of something that could help and then proceeding to forge the focus with their own hands… :ˋ)
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13
Avar: *has a piece of paper on her back*
The Text on the Piece of Paper: Please don’t talk to me I have no self control and will gossip with you for three hours and get no work done.
Elzar: I did a thing.
Stellan: A thing?
Elzar: Let’s not talk about the thing.
Stellan: We’ll talk about the thing later.
Stellan: I’m heading to the kitchen, do you two want anything?
Elzar: Vodka.
Avar: White wine.
Stellan: … It’s seven in the morning.
Elzar: Very well. Vodka and cereal.
Avar: Red wine then and toast.
Avar: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Stellan: Go the fuck to sleep
Avar: What gif I don't want to?
Elzar: Fuck You I was dreaming about Unicorns
„We don’t have to go back.“ Elzar whispered, grabbing her hand tighter and pulling both of them closer to their polestar. „Yet.“
„I.. wouldn’t mind staying like this for a second.“ Stellan answered, voice hoarse and trembling arms wrapped around his two friends.
Avar didn’t say anything, but buried her head in his shoulder instead and entangled her fingers with El‘s, shoving the racing thoughts in her head as far away as possible. Soon, there would be time to worry; but right now, in this moment, the Firebrands were one again and the Song of the Force was warm and gentle like it used to be so long ago.
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It’s pretty similar to the If lost return to thing I already did BUT I actually found that one pen I was searching for months and suddenly everything I draw looks better?? I mean except for the part that is my handwriting •—•
So anyways I’m gonna go and make a version of this to use as my new lockscreen lol
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didnt make proper lineart tho, i was too impatient for that
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 20
Avar: I told Stellan that his ears flush when he lies.
Elzar: Why?
Avar: Look.
Avar: Hey Stellan! Do you love us?
Stellan, covering his ears: No.
Elzar:
Stellan: Do what you want Avar, the least I can do as you’re going to help Elzar with his homework tomorrow is visiting the wine country.
Avar, in a whiny voice: *gasps* No, I want to go too, please!
Elzar: No, Avar, that's just what Stellan calls lying on the ground in the garden drinking chardonnay.
Avar: Oh.
Avar: El I want you to take my to the wine country as payback for me helping you
*the firebrands as younglings after they got lost*
Stellan: Um, Elzar, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Elzar: We need money!
Stellan: You're scamming him?
Elzar: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Stellan: What?! No way! As Jedi we shouldn’t steal-
Elzar: Why not? We already stole Avar!
Avar, who only arrived at the temple a few weeks ago: Hey guys :)
Stellan: No, we didn't. Avar can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!
Avar: I wanna steal
I couldn’t put everyone on that chart, but we all can clearly see the average trauma
Also if someone has suggestions/ criticism, I’ll gladly take it :)
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:D the whole thing ->
seriously tho, the whole "it doesnt end well" dialouge feels like forshadowing, PLUS gwen telling her father "dont worry, i'll be back soon" is such a she's gonna die thing to say
anyways, i love my queen gwen
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Me when my comfort-blorpos are actually just middle aged sad losers 😔😔😔
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2
Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time
Avar: The car takes a screenshot
Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out
Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?
Stellan: Just give him a minute
Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]
Elzar: What are you doing?
Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago
Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]
Stellan: absolute fucking idiots
Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them
Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake
Elzar: Even better!
Stellan: …what did you do
Avar, holding a chick: Here :)
Elzar: We named her Kyle!
Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing
Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!
Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?
Stellan: nO-
Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]
Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?
Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit
Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch
Avar: [slams the comlink]
Avar: Now call Kantam
star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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