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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6

Elzar: Avar is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!

Stellan: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE because the guy we were searching for was allergic to smoke!

Avar: Yeah and I got him :)

Elzar: Hey, do you know the password to Stellans computer?

Avar: Fuck you, Elzar.

Elzar: Hey!!

Avar: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouelzar".

Elzar: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

Elzar, to Stellan: You get hysterical.

Elzar, to Avar: You worry about every detail.

Elzar: And then you turn on each other.

Stellan: No we don’t.

Avar: Yes we do.

Stellan: How dare you?

Stellan: Is something burning?

Elzar: Just my love for you two.

Avar: El, the toaster is on fire.

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 14

Elzar: in my defense, I was left unsupervised

Stellan: Wasn’t Avar with you?!

Avar:

Avar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

Elzar: Stellan, are you talking to yourself?

Stellan: Yes

Stellan: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn friend group.

Avar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Elzar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Avar: It fucking sucked.

Elzar: That’s not constructive criticism, but fair.

Avar: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Stellan: … This just says “I can do what I want”.

Avar: just trust us. have we ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Stellan: all the time

Elzar: then you should be used to it by now

„Jeweled diadem gifted by Stellan and Elzar“

Of course, that could have been simply a sweet gesture BUT making it angsty is so much better in my opinion

Because imagine Avar Kriss, a telepath so powerful she always hears so so much -enough for it to physically hurt her- being unable to keep her mental walls up because her energy is already drained… and imagine Elzar Mann and Stellan Gios, researching in the archives for weeks, finding the slightest hint of something that could help and then proceeding to forge the focus with their own hands… :ˋ)

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So I did some sketches of early Padawan Avar, Elzar and Stellan (because I’m working on a fanfic and also I was wondering how they looked so why not) and I experimented a bit and then I did some little doodles and anyways I like it a lot (sidenote: I used some references from Pinterest)

Yes, Avar has short hair, yes, Stellan has a ponytail and longer hair and yes, Elzar has been running around with he same hairstyle since he was 10

Also, Stellan kinda seems younger than the other two lol but that’s just my bad drawing (I actually headcanon Avar being the youngest one, Stellan the oldest and Elzar the problem middle child (even tho Avar is as chaotic as him (and Stellan is just tired of both of them)

My personal favorite is them napping :)

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 26

Elzar: Hey Ave, do you think I can throw this egg in that jar over there

Avar: No way

Elzar: *chugs egg at Stellans head*

Elzar: you were right

Elzar: C'mon, take one for the team.

Stellan: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.

Elzar: …are you still mad that our prank last week ended in a small disaster?

Stellan: sMALL DISASTER??? AVAR ENDED UP BREAKING THREE RIBS, KANTAM HAD A CONCUSSION, ORLA LOST A TOOTH, LODENS NOSE WOULD NOT STOP BLEEDING FOR HOURS, HALF OF YOUR HAIR WAS BURNED AWAY, AND I MISSED THE ENTIRE DAY OF MEDITATION WITH MASTER KANT AND HAD TO CLEAN THE CANTINA FOR TWO WEEKS!!!

Stellan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Avar pointing to herself and Elzar: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Avar and Elzar, snuggling beside Stellan: You're the best thing that has ever happened to us. You're our star, the light in our darkest days.

Stellan, jumping awake into a corner: You fucking assholes- I thought I locked the door?!

Avar: The window was open.

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(Spoiler for Temptation of the Force)

✨just had to sketch one of my favorite scenes✨

I legit died at this scene because it has so MUCH MEANING ok, it’s the song sacrificing herself to strengthen the ocean with the light of a Star and-

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 20

Avar: I told Stellan that his ears flush when he lies.

Elzar: Why?

Avar: Look.

Avar: Hey Stellan! Do you love us?

Stellan, covering his ears: No.

Elzar:

Stellan: Do what you want Avar, the least I can do as you’re going to help Elzar with his homework tomorrow is visiting the wine country.

Avar, in a whiny voice: *gasps* No, I want to go too, please!

Elzar: No, Avar, that's just what Stellan calls lying on the ground in the garden drinking chardonnay.

Avar: Oh.

Avar: El I want you to take my to the wine country as payback for me helping you

*the firebrands as younglings after they got lost*

Stellan: Um, Elzar, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Elzar: We need money!

Stellan: You're scamming him?

Elzar: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Stellan: What?! No way! As Jedi we shouldn’t steal-

Elzar: Why not? We already stole Avar!

Avar, who only arrived at the temple a few weeks ago: Hey guys :)

Stellan: No, we didn't. Avar can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!

Avar: I wanna steal

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 8, I think

Avar: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Elzar: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Stellan: We could hear you clapping to the intro of that one sitcom every 25 minutes.

Elzar:

Elzar: well obviusly you two were awake too so you cant-

Elzar: If you water water, it grows.

Stellan: ...What.

Avar: He’s got a point.

Stellan: Isn't it a bit dangerous?

Avar: Stellan, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Stellan: ...

Elzar: Okay, to be fair, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Stellan: ...

Avar: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Avar: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Stellan: I do have a sense of humor you know

Elzar: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Stellan: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Y’all I spend a hour on this and it’s not Even Good Help me

Anyways stellan had to get Avar new coffee because she didn’t sleep in a week and started to cry and while he did that Elzar thaught Vernestra even more curse words while Kantam watched and held their Datapad ready to film stellan beating Elzar up once he returns from making sure Avar doesn’t faint and falls down the stairs

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Welcome to „The High Republic“, where everybody is traumatized :D

I couldn’t put everyone on that chart, but we all can clearly see the average trauma

Also if someone has suggestions/ criticism, I’ll gladly take it :)

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