Comettingmurder - Cometting Murder

This is just A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash

Parenting tip: name your kid something dumb in order to help them get bullied at school

I ate them all :)

Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post

I fucking hate daylight savings whoever invented it should be dead

ZELDA WITH GLASSES IS SUCH AN ADORABLE CONCEPT???

Stepping out the shower, staring down the cowboy in the mirror, and swinging my massive dick like a lasso for our daily showdown. I haven't won yet, but I'll be damned if I don't get his ass one day

Ive been seeing more and more ai fan 'art' and I just want to say that I'd rather see your shitty photoshop skills and stick figure doodles than the lifeless dead eyed renderings of a forest killing machine that scalped millions of images from real artists. Ty.

But what if they're feeling horny

Just saw someone misspell “grind on your bulge” as “grind on your bugle” and got very scared for a minute. Please leave my bugle out of our sexual escapades. I need it to play Reveille or perhaps Taps

Mr. Astley- Mr. Astley I'm certain your cover is wonderful-

Unfortunately, I am afraid of clicking anything with your name on it because the song might happen-

Me after catching a mouse with my bare hands at the ripe age of 12:

Hand in mouse-bitten hand