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Getting rid of art block is the greatest feeling ever. Like I can finally draw again and have felt soooo motivated!! I FEEL LIKE I CAN DO ANYTHING!!
── .✦ why do people follow me back i swear all i will ever do on this blog is shitpost and say bunch of random things
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also, please do forgive me for spamming so much, i realized my blog was just empty and unlike my other blogs, i made this one truly just for uttering random bs and things so expect many weird posts throughout the weeks.
i just find tumblr really aesthetic to use 🤧
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you didnt name him buttfart mc butt 😿😿😿😿😿😿
his hand slipped @sanjis-feminine-hips
random doodle i found in my sketchbook
pov fyodor when he sees a tall well dressed man with long pale hair and also dazai. (sorry the quality’s shitty. lol)
INSERT MF DOOM TYPE BEAT (do not take the stuff me and @20meterradiuscheetosplash put here seriously)
Part 8 and 9 connected?!?!?!
Fleetus cleetus feetus bo beetus shitties foot fettishing pervert fetishizer kira. Instead of feeding off his fucked up feral killing feelings with hands, he does it with feet! (sicko), Flaming fun sized fucked up female hating bitch named rai. He cooks the tangies tangy tanked up lemon meringue. Jobins fucked up beetle beating bastard battles being a badass dad while he bangs his beetle nosed bitch. Burning things like that rohan whore who wears worn things from the thrift store (broke ass) she sells sea shells from the sea shore said Jodio the white haired meth selling bore and his whore brother prolly got his fit from the weed store. Geeked up playing fortnite at night winning despite playing with a troglodyte. Speaking of fortnite, seeking meanings from a four balled bearing bitch stealing shaving cream eating bastard named Josuk8. He has a bitch named Yasuho hoe handicapped with her hacked up bangs she cut herself. Uneven length and width, that Yasuhoe should've gotten hit by Joshu the one who said “you are mine” and then got his ass beat a couple of times. Doobie wah wack ass stand profiles hit by a bus then got tricked by a child. Chasing a teenager and her anthropomorphic potato sack hack of a friend who's got a bad dad and a nasty ass stand attack. And josuk8.
yall this is so random smh ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
(made by Rai and Toruu)
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I think about the absolute VIOLATION of my man in that one comic panel very often and this reminded me of that so here
weird head cannon that if Cas ever played twister, he just be fucking master at it. Like c'mon, angel forms are weird, tangled masses of limbs, twister would be nothing compared to him just moving across one of heavens rooms. Dean would be all smug like "haha theres no way he's gonna win at twister its super compli-" and 10 minutes later he watches on as Cas folds his legs behind his head with a kind of ease no human should ever be physically able to have.
for the request, how do you feel about sonic stubbing his toe going full speed?
It doesn't go well
Perfect time to use this:
I CAST FIREBALL!
rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^
just popped a bunch of acne and then wiped over the spots with hydrogen peroxide before washing it, both to disinfect it and because I wanted to see what would happen. it didn't hurt and was just kinda tingly. a little disappointed tbh
Shinji crank that soljia boi
every time I see a picture of Ocean I'm like why does she look so familiar
and then I realized
He knows he's a liar but I respect the fact that he's not a bragger at least
The amount of times I've been jumpscared by a YouTuber having a Tumblr account and randomly showing up on my dash
Zayne: It's customary to look someone in the eye when speaking. -_-
Me just trying to catch a glimpse of the bakery:
My LADS MC cause why not
(0$ if you can guess who my fav guy is)
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Character in original movie: I like pudding!
Character in shitty prequel movie made after multiple increasingly worse sequels: When I was a but a child my father and mother locked me in the dungeon where the only thing I was given to eat was pudding now I cannot live without it.
whenever me and my ex boyfriend argue i start reciting his social security number out loud because i have it memorized for some reason and that’s really funny to me
If we could trade memories I'd give you my five star Caleb memory for any Sylus memory I'm being fr
The cutest cuties that ever patootied
1 hour left till I become invisible for the rest of the year ✌🏽😔
"I hope you go to hell." Boring, lame, boo, tomato tomato
"I hope your favorite POC character gets infantilized/stereotyped and has all signifiers of their culture washed away or misrepresented by white people." Terrifying and can actually happen
GAME FREAK DON'T MAKE LEGENDS Z-A A SWITCH 2 EXCLUSIVE DO THE RIGHT THING
AZ literally looks like a wet dog someone dressed in a suit and I love him sm for that
"We don't need this WOKE shit we just need more complex female characters in media!" - A dude who can't even handle when a female character is kind of mean.
"There's no way people are simping for the doctor he's just a TV with an eye-"
*sees fanart*
"Nvm."