Stepping Out The Shower, Staring Down The Cowboy In The Mirror, And Swinging My Massive Dick Like A Lasso

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

Sometimes experimentation is beautiful but please do not try to stick a knife down your throat all the way to the hilt just to see if you can. 0/10 do NOT recommend

For a single man who is definitely NOT old enough to marry, I think about proposals far too much-

Like, I have a vast multitude of proposal ideas depending on how much money I might have at the time, if my partner would be more of the type to prefer a private or public proposal, if my partner would want to know beforehand or be surprised, what they might like/dislike, etc.

I've also got the ideas of what I'd want if I were the one proposed to lined up in my head as well: I'd want a total surprise, and I'd probably want a public one (Firstly, I have 0 social fear, secondly, I love grand, shout-it-to-the-world type gestures, and thirdly, I date with intention to marry so there wouldn't be any public pressure to say yes, and even if I did want to say no, a crowd would not stop me). I'd at least want my closest people to be there- (If my partner were not comfortable with a public proposal, that'd be completely okay too)

I've even thought about other people's proposals and how I'd be more than willing to help if needed. I don't talk about it much here, but I do photography, so it'll probably become a pretty common sight for me to have a high-dollar really good camera with me when I'm with friends/in a pretty place. Meaning it will arouse 0 suspicion if I have one if someone is planning a secret proposal.

Idk, I just like love, even if it's not my own

PLEASE

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

Sometimes, I think about horses.

That's it, that's the post, I just like horses

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

Sometimes, it's just you, your cat Faggot, and your horse My Shayla

There are many reasons I'm going to hell, but by far the worst is the fact that I was involved with a BAD autism movie

I was only 11 during filming but my god this is gonna haunt me for life-

You know your friend group is elite when y'all have a years-long quote book of stupid things you've said

Gonna start referring to periods like that

The Curse

Aka Hylia's favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are

PART TWO!