ZELDA WITH GLASSES IS SUCH AN ADORABLE CONCEPT???

Sad day for chocolate lovers everywhere

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.

Elaborate, if you will-

Just realized the ultimate flex on the planet Arrakis would be a bowl of rice

Hello! I hope your week has been nice. I’m working on a community for fiction readers and authors (aspiring and published). The books have a general target audience of 13-25. It’ll be like a bookstore that’s run by the authors. I want it to give readers the chance to engage with authors, asking/learning about great stories that they might not have discovered otherwise, and for authors to build their brand without all the stress of expensive marketing. I plan for this to be a really fun and interactive experience for book lovers on both sides. Would you like to be part of it when the community launches? It’ll probably be this upcoming weekend, but I want to start building a list of confirmed members, so that we can have fun as soon as it begins.

Sure! That actually sounds like a lot of fun. I may not be able to participate much outside of making/replying to posts or asking questions due to my current living situation, but I'd love to partake!

If you have ever met a slightly irritable chicken, you would not doubt that they are related to dinosaurs. Those little fuckers want your blood. Don't even get me started on peacocks-

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

Me after catching a mouse with my bare hands at the ripe age of 12:

Hand in mouse-bitten hand

Just remembered when I was a child I found a christian webpage arguing that hydrothermal tube worms support the existence of hell because of something in the bible about hell having demonic worms in it that eat your soul and I wrote a lengthy angry email about how tube worms can't be connected to evil because they are beautiful gentle beings who cannot hurt anything and just sway peacefully forever sustained by the vent itself, the most innocent creature there coupd ever be.

They never responded to me so obviously I hope they DIED. fucking bastards !!!! 😡😡😡

I fucking hate daylight savings whoever invented it should be dead