Mr. Astley- Mr. Astley I'm Certain Your Cover Is Wonderful-

Stepping out the shower, staring down the cowboy in the mirror, and swinging my massive dick like a lasso for our daily showdown. I haven't won yet, but I'll be damned if I don't get his ass one day

I love being 5'2 and also owning a fully sized horse. He could fully stomp me into the ground if he wanted to, but that old man has no desires except food and wishing death upon the neighbor's cattle. I love him <333

INCREDIBLE

There is no greater pain than handing a real Polaroid picture to someone before it's done developing, saying "keep it in the dark," and then watching them immediately accidentally bring it into full second-coming-of-Christ sunlight

My best friend watched Dead Poets Society so many times on YouTube at school that our school has banned that one movie specifically. Some day, I hope to love something with that much passion, he's truly an inspiration to us all

Sometimes, it's just you, your cat Faggot, and your horse My Shayla

I'm eating it

ok, I want you to imagine that I have placed a tiny little wizard in the palm of your hand. they are no more than a few inches tall.

I hope you enjoy the rest of your scroll on tumblr today, thank you

ALL HAIL!!!

Shresus (Shrimp Jesus) has brought me salvation

I cannot keep macaranaing through this