Dear Guy,
Dear guy,
Sorry for guessing your character from the get-go. We were just on the same wavelength, man. I was thinking Spongie-boy; you were thinking Mr. Clarinet Grumperstan. It just happened, my nameless dude.
Yeah, I’m not sorry. It was all very funny. Just seeing the color drain from your face and your hopes shatter... That’s that good stuffs.
And from a different time: shout out to that dude who immediately guessed “Trump” when I asked what color the character would be; and shout out to the other dude who had Trump as his character and answered “orange”.
A play-by-play can be found under the “Keep reading”
Unsuspecting Dude: I have a character.
Me: If your character was a character from Spongebob Squarepants, what character would they be?
Unsuspecting Dude: No.
Unsuspecting Dude: Noooooooo.
...
Dude 1: I’m thinking of a character.
Me: If your character was a color, what color would your character be?
Dude 1: ... Orange.
Dude 2: Is it Trump?
Dude 1: ... Yes.
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Good boy!
For every additional frame in my dreams, I lose 10 points of Effective Sleepy Time. Be it quality or quantity, dreams be sucking down my brain’s ability to chill out and restore my energy.
MONSTERPROM
SECOND TERM
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Younger Dog: Stands above you to be able to put front paws on your shoulder as she reaches around to lick your face. Presses the side of her mouth against your lips to let you know she wants kisses too. Will bark just because she wants to start something. She wants you to fight her. She takes it very seriously. Doesn’t like being carried. At. All.
Verdict: Good dog. Very sassy.
Older Dog: Combine a teddy bear + nosey neighborhood old woman + maternal energy and you have this dog in a nutshell. Defender of the fort. Too tired for this nonsense. Puppy at heart. Will lay on your stuff: clothes, electronics, etc. Will outsmart you to steal food within reach. Shreds wraping paper with the determination of a million sock-stealing puppies.
Verdict: Good dog. Good cuddler.
Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?
Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!
The United States Government:
(Watch how many people don’t get this.)
the idea of a ‘best friend’ is just the highest form of tenderness like. it’s the epitome of choosing someone over and over, maybe even subconsciously because you just. know on some unspeakable level that your lives are supposed to be entwined, that the connection between you is fatefully significant and necessary
We should have all stayed in the ocean slurping up chemcial soup. We should have eaten that first guy who suggested that sturdy leg-like appendages are Hot and Improve Survivability. Why did we evolve like this? More leg -> harder to wiggle in soup. Worst evolutionary move 0/10.
Anyways, I went on a walk and my feet hurt.
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(They/Them) "I don't know who I am or where I am. I'm all by myself. Who are you? I love you too."
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