We Should Have All Stayed In The Ocean Slurping Up Chemcial Soup. We Should Have Eaten That First Guy

“Can you make a powerpoint in 30 minutes?” you wonder. “A fully researched presentation meant to last 30 minutes in length? The preparation, for such a presentation, you have done none?”

You fool. Even I do not know that answer. But hell if I’m not going to find out in a few minutes.

When you are 9 levels of skill higher than your opponent.

Via Bohnathan Jobbert

I didn’t realize I was asserting my dominance at a young age by riding that thing so many times in a row. Literally running after getting off the thing so I could get back in line to go again.

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

I have come to understand something about myself.

If you stick me into a heavy downpour, no umbrella, and tell we to walk from point A to point B, I become a giggly idiot. The heavier the downpour, the harder it becomes for me to not erupt in giggles.

Basically, I was trying to not look creepy while laughing in the rain as it slowly started to pour harder and harder while I was getting absolutely drenched from the head down. I’m talking shoulders-shaking, body-rumbling, toothy-smiled laughter.

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Sometimes you just gotta make. absolute. garbage.

Darn right they ask how you sLeEp In JeAnS

WhAt

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alignment based on sleepwear, tag urself

No one:

The bestie <>: Monster prom?

Me: *polite nod*

Me (internally): Miranda voice -pls- Miranda voice Miranda voice -do it- Miranda voice Miranda voice

The bestie <>: hhHHH-

Me (internally): yessssss

send me these, idiots

To catch you all up: I got my own real makeup for the first time ever a few weeks ago.

Anyways, I learned I’m much better at putting drag makeup on myself than trying (and failing) to give myself a “natural” makeup look (not like I’m planning on regularly wearing makeup anyways so no biggie on that front)

And it looked pretty sick might I add!

You know that one vine? The “What’s your favorite dinner food?” one? Yeah, my bus driver has a voice exactly like that. Anyways, so you know the hindenburg?