Good Boy!

Feeling Cute-Disaster casual today 😘

Me without boots: swift, elegant, only trips a little

Me with boots: indecisive, bonk, wait no, bonk, stomp stomp

Crooked Teeth is my jam right now. Talking Bird is like going home. What Sarah Said is a guilty pleasure. I just have no words. This is the deepest, slowest, long-term betrayal I’ve ever experienced.

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They are best friends

I didn’t realize I was asserting my dominance at a young age by riding that thing so many times in a row. Literally running after getting off the thing so I could get back in line to go again.

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

Just overheard my MOM on the phone with her IN-LAWS saying that she likes GRAVEYARDS because they are OUTDOOR MUSEUMS.

Good. At least one of us would’ve been competent.

if you entered sburb on 4/13 in 2009, how old would you have been at that time?

what?!

Pretty moon pretty moon pretty moon!

Just, funny coincidence that someone was talking about setting something on fire and now apparently the world is burning. I don’t think I’ve ever had posts on a feed line up like this before, so this was neato.