Younger Dog: Stands above you to be able to put front paws on your shoulder as she reaches around to lick your face. Presses the side of her mouth against your lips to let you know she wants kisses too. Will bark just because she wants to start something. She wants you to fight her. She takes it very seriously. Doesn’t like being carried. At. All.
Verdict: Good dog. Very sassy.
Older Dog: Combine a teddy bear + nosey neighborhood old woman + maternal energy and you have this dog in a nutshell. Defender of the fort. Too tired for this nonsense. Puppy at heart. Will lay on your stuff: clothes, electronics, etc. Will outsmart you to steal food within reach. Shreds wraping paper with the determination of a million sock-stealing puppies.
Verdict: Good dog. Good cuddler.
Darn right they ask how you sLeEp In JeAnS
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alignment based on sleepwear, tag urself
I have a curfew!
Rewatching The Neverending Story and I gotta say, I forget how it ends for my fav character, so I am deeply concerned.
My heart goes out to you, Mx. Rockbiter! I hope things end okay, but not just in some bittersweet way! 🤞😭
some dude: hey guys c/oco is a really progressive movie but isn’t getting enough marketing or promotions! we need to support it more vocally :(
me:
sometimes self care is just saying ‘this person is a fucking idiot’ and exiting their blog instead of continuing to hate read their awful opinions on things
This young girl uses “los,” “las” and the gender-neutral “les” — watch her explain why. —from REMEZCLA on twitter.
Aw yeah, let’s get soaked in 300 gallons of water (YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH)
Or 30... right into the eyes if you’re feeling wild (YEEEEEAAAA-)
Or only 4.5 in them eyes if you feel like laying. on. the. floor. (YEEEEA-)
Just overheard my MOM on the phone with her IN-LAWS saying that she likes GRAVEYARDS because they are OUTDOOR MUSEUMS.
(They/Them) "I don't know who I am or where I am. I'm all by myself. Who are you? I love you too."
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