The Idea Of A ‘best Friend’ Is Just The Highest Form Of Tenderness Like. It’s The Epitome Of Choosing

I am

A Very Sleepy boi

Rewatching The Neverending Story and I gotta say, I forget how it ends for my fav character, so I am deeply concerned.

My heart goes out to you, Mx. Rockbiter! I hope things end okay, but not just in some bittersweet way! 🤞😭

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

Just overheard my MOM on the phone with her IN-LAWS saying that she likes GRAVEYARDS because they are OUTDOOR MUSEUMS.

hi everyone tell me your archetypes, these are mine

Just overheard my MOM on the phone with her IN-LAWS saying that she likes GRAVEYARDS because they are OUTDOOR MUSEUMS.

When you are 9 levels of skill higher than your opponent.

Via Bohnathan Jobbert

For every additional frame in my dreams, I lose 10 points of Effective Sleepy Time. Be it quality or quantity, dreams be sucking down my brain’s ability to chill out and restore my energy.

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