Abled Person: Hey Man, Can You Hold This Wad Of $2,000 And This One Penny For Me While I Open My Wallet?

Been working on that dashboard image. Here is a tiny update thing. I’m working while listening to Regina Spektor, Death Cab for Cutie, and then a random mix of other stuff. Making my sibster proud! <>

I feel that this is actually a lot bigger of a project than I initially thought. Who wold have guessed that backgrounds actually take time? Luckily, I’ve designed the space so I just gotta line, color, and shade it... mostly.

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Is there anything more excruciating than not knowing if someone is “feel bad, need space”, “feel bad, need u to reach out” or “literally fine, just busy, stop pestering me”

Dear guy,

Sorry for guessing your character from the get-go. We were just on the same wavelength, man. I was thinking Spongie-boy; you were thinking Mr. Clarinet Grumperstan. It just happened, my nameless dude.

Yeah, I’m not sorry. It was all very funny. Just seeing the color drain from your face and your hopes shatter... That’s that good stuffs.

And from a different time: shout out to that dude who immediately guessed “Trump” when I asked what color the character would be; and shout out to the other dude who had Trump as his character and answered “orange”.

A play-by-play can be found under the “Keep reading”

Unsuspecting Dude: I have a character.

Me: If your character was a character from Spongebob Squarepants, what character would they be?

Unsuspecting Dude: No.

Unsuspecting Dude: Noooooooo.

...

Dude 1: I’m thinking of a character.

Me: If your character was a color, what color would your character be?

Dude 1: ... Orange.

Dude 2: Is it Trump?

Dude 1: ... Yes.

MONSTERPROM

SECOND TERM

Aw yeah, let’s get soaked in 300 gallons of water (YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH)

Or 30... right into the eyes if you’re feeling wild (YEEEEEAAAA-)

Or only 4.5 in them eyes if you feel like laying. on. the. floor. (YEEEEA-)

Crooked Teeth is my jam right now. Talking Bird is like going home. What Sarah Said is a guilty pleasure. I just have no words. This is the deepest, slowest, long-term betrayal I’ve ever experienced.

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I blow kisses at my dogs. This generally amounts to me just making a kiss noise in the direction of a pupper and hoping they know I would do anything for them andwon’tabandon themandOMGIloveyou,youlilfluffs.

Anyways, guess who almost blew a kiss to the kitchen knives.

Hey uh... Sibster, why is the knufe in sepbember? Sibster.. what are you planning in sebtumber?

Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of the next year will be for you

Happy Valentine’s day Gamers!

Know that I love you with all my heart!

“Can you make a powerpoint in 30 minutes?” you wonder. “A fully researched presentation meant to last 30 minutes in length? The preparation, for such a presentation, you have done none?”

You fool. Even I do not know that answer. But hell if I’m not going to find out in a few minutes.