Damian: It’s dark in here Jon: Don’t worry dude I got this Jon: *Stomps their feet* Jon: *Skechers light up*
GUYS I MET THE SCREAMING JETS AHHHHHHH
Damian: GRAYSON! TODD! The girls wanted me to inform the both of you that they have challenged you to a water fight.
Dick: oooooooh we haven't done that in a while.
Damian: yes they will perish beneath us. We will drive them to the ground! WE WILL-
Dick: ok-ay. Jay, you coming?
Jason: gimmie a sec. The water js almost finished boiling.
Damian:
Dick:
Duke, who listened to it all from a concealed area of the room: THE FUCKING WHAT?!
alfred gave them the sheets
Ochako: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Midoriya: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Aizawa: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Midoriya: but I heard a siren.
Tsu: That was Iida screaming.
im sorry but what the ACTUAL FUCK. HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO KNOW THIS?!
if you understand music theory, i am BEGGING YOU, help me.
“Okay, I know Midoriya has the entertainment level of crack cocaine but it’ll be easier on my mental health if everyone ignores him. I’m begging here.” – Aizawa
Apparition : https://archiveofourown.org/works/23396779 I'd really like to say I think this is really neat 🤗
It's crazy how with a little bit of adhd and excelling grades you can convince everyone that Ur fine, even when Ur OD'ing.
THE SOB I JUST SOBE.
IM SO HAPPY 😭
GUYS MY CT SCAN IS NORMAL
NO TUMOR!!!!
Damian: Time for plan G. Bruce: Don’t you mean plan B? Damian: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Dick: What about plan D? Damian: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Steph: What about plan E? Damian: I’m hoping not to use it. Timothy dies in plan E. Jason: I like plan E.
Iida: Midoriya... Izuku: Oh no, 'Midoriya' in b-flat. Izuku: You're disappointed.