“Okay, I Know Midoriya Has The Entertainment Level Of Crack Cocaine But It’ll Be Easier On My Mental

Tsukauchi: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Sansa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Tsukauchi: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Nezu: Actually I did the math, Sansa would have $225, not $0.15.

Sansa: Fam I’m right here....

Shouta: If I had a dollar I would buy a coffee

Tsukauchi: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Shouta: Sorry I only have a dollar

Tsukauchi: :(

Nezu: oh I miscalculated, Sansa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Shouta: If I had $22,500 I would buy a coffee and an apply juice

Nezu: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Hizashi: Yeah and they want coffee and apply juice

Nezu: Apply juice to what

Vigilante Izuku: Directly to the forehead

Sansa: Great chat everyone

Vigilante Izuku: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Shouta: Mind your language! Vigilante Izuku: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Shouta: Vigilante Izuku: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Shouta: What is your biggest weakness? Vigilante Izuku: I can be uncooperative. Tsukauchi: Okay, can you give us an example? Vigilante Izuku: No.

Physically, mentally, or emotionally?

Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts

Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again

Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse

Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars

Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase

Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in

Unfortunately, I have done this.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

Izuku: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Shouta: You're like 15 years old Izuku: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

hey guys, this is just the list of all the chapters in my Fic: To the Bone, We rise. if ur interested imma post the link at the bottom of the post.

Book 1: To the Bone, We Rise

The Boy in the Green Hoodie

A Ghost in the System

Tooth and Claw

Break the Boy, Build the Blade

Blood in the Gutter, Teeth in the Dark

Soft Things Die in the Light

The Names We Burn

The Child the System Forgot

When the Quiet Bite

A Fire Without Oxygen

What Remains in the Bones

The Cost of Being Chosen

You’re Not My Son (And Other Lies We Tell)

Ashes in the Mouth of God

No One Drowns Alone

And Still He Stays

The Breaking That Builds

To the Bone, We Rise

Epilogue – And the Light Finds Us Anyway (Green Eyes, Red Threads)

in the works :P

Because they tried to build something holy out of a boy made of scars. Because they wanted him powerful, obedient, and empty. Because gods are easier to control when you carve out everything human first.   Book I: To the Bone, We Rise – COMPLETE BUT NOT FULLY POSTED A boy abandoned. A ghost born in the dark. A system meant to forget him—and the family that refused to let him be forgotten.   Book II: What They Tried to Bury He rose. They lost. But secrets rot slow. And something is still alive in the vault where his name was never supposed to resurface.   Book III: The Red Door Book IV: The Boy Who Broke Design Book V: We Name the Ghosts Ourselves

link to series:

https://archiveofourown.org/series/4787785

Katsuki, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Denki: But – that’s just a trash can. Katsuki: yes

Ochako: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Midoriya: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Aizawa: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Midoriya: but I heard a siren.

Tsu: That was Iida screaming.

*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku are doing something absurdly dangerous* Vigilante Izuku: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Shouta, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.