GUYS I MET THE SCREAMING JETS AHHHHHHH

Izuku: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Shouta: You're like 15 years old Izuku: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Damian: Time for plan G. Bruce: Don’t you mean plan B? Damian: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Dick: What about plan D? Damian: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Steph: What about plan E? Damian: I’m hoping not to use it. Timothy dies in plan E. Jason: I like plan E.

Masaru: Do you know where Katsuki is?

Mitsuki: Off somewhere. Disappointing God.

Are they really your best friend if you haven't been accused of dating them?

Izuku: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon

Izuku: good night tree

Izuku: good night ghosts only i can see

Recovery girl, who was tucking him in: *shaking*

Aizawa, who was standing in the corner: well that's not concerning at all.

*Later*

Aizawa, still mumbling under his breath: ghosts? Oboro?

Yagi, walks around a corner:

Aizawa:*Scared grunt*

Aizawa: oh its just you. thought problem child was right about the ghosts for a minute.

Yagi: he is

Aizawa: what?

Yagi: what?

hey guys, this is just the list of all the chapters in my Fic: To the Bone, We rise. if ur interested imma post the link at the bottom of the post.

Book 1: To the Bone, We Rise

The Boy in the Green Hoodie

A Ghost in the System

Tooth and Claw

Break the Boy, Build the Blade

Blood in the Gutter, Teeth in the Dark

Soft Things Die in the Light

The Names We Burn

The Child the System Forgot

When the Quiet Bite

A Fire Without Oxygen

What Remains in the Bones

The Cost of Being Chosen

You’re Not My Son (And Other Lies We Tell)

Ashes in the Mouth of God

No One Drowns Alone

And Still He Stays

The Breaking That Builds

To the Bone, We Rise

Epilogue – And the Light Finds Us Anyway (Green Eyes, Red Threads)

in the works :P

Because they tried to build something holy out of a boy made of scars. Because they wanted him powerful, obedient, and empty. Because gods are easier to control when you carve out everything human first.   Book I: To the Bone, We Rise – COMPLETE BUT NOT FULLY POSTED A boy abandoned. A ghost born in the dark. A system meant to forget him—and the family that refused to let him be forgotten.   Book II: What They Tried to Bury He rose. They lost. But secrets rot slow. And something is still alive in the vault where his name was never supposed to resurface.   Book III: The Red Door Book IV: The Boy Who Broke Design Book V: We Name the Ghosts Ourselves

link to series:

https://archiveofourown.org/series/4787785

So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Shouta: I'm surprised you're this calm in a fight.

Izuku: I'm having 6 mental breakdowns and they're pretty much cancelling each other out.

Vigilante Izuku: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Shouta: Mind your language! Vigilante Izuku: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Shouta: Vigilante Izuku: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Vigilante Izuku: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Sansa: >:O language Nezu: Yeah watch your fucking language Tsukauchi: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NEZU THE FUCK WORD? Shouta: 'The fuck word'. Hizashi: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Nezu: Oh my god they censored it Shouta: Say fuck, Hizashi. Nezu: Do it, Hizashi. Say fuck.