Guys What If I Told You That James Potter’s Lover(s) Always Sit In His Lap?

Guys what if I told you that James Potter’s lover(s) always sit in his lap?

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1 year ago

Lily: just to be clear; I’m too smart to be seduced by you.

James: well that’s why I like you.

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vomits0cutely

1 year ago

Imma hold your hand when I say this..

just started reading choices!! can't wait for all the cute jegulus, i hope they get the happy ending they deserve!! :))

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vomits0cutely

1 year ago

Hermione: How’d it go, honey?

Ron: [just got back after dinner with Blaise’s parents for the first time] I think it went well..

Harry: Ron. You texted me saying “this place is so fucking fancy. I don’t know which knife to kill myself with.”.

Hermione: …

Ron: …

Harry: …

Hermione: Must of been pretty fancy if you didn’t kill yourself

Ron: Oh my god it was!! And !!-

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vomits0cutely

1 year ago

“But I have seen the same. I know the shame in your defeat.”

But it’s Marlene realising that Lily has to same feelings for boys as her.

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vomits0cutely

1 year ago

“Forgive me, Peter. My lost fearless leader, in closets like cedar, persevered when we were just kids. It is something I did?”

But it’s James’ last words to Peter trying to figure out what he did to deserve this betrayal.

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vomits0cutely

1 year ago

I don’t wanna ship characters that never met

but thE PARASITES WANT ME TO SHIP THEM

I don’t wanna ship characters crack ships

BuT THE PARASITES WANT ME TO SHIP EM.

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vomits0cutely

1 year ago

“She thought about how, he said since she was so wise beyond her years. Everything had been above board, she wasn't sure.”.

But it’s Lily Potter(Evans) if she survived Halloween 1978, but James Potter didn’t.

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vomits0cutely

1 year ago

Lily “I can’t love you, anymore” Evans.

Pandora “I can’t love you any more” Lovegood-Rosier.

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vomits0cutely

1 year ago

Barty: I’m just realising that you and I are actually quite similar

James: I can’t believe you just say that.. that’s so mean..

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1 year ago

Lily potter is sitting in the corner, of her baby’s bedroom, by the door trying to calm and shush the both of them, while she hears James going down, because of Peter. She can hear Voldemort ordering Pete to go upstairs.

She knows she won’t live, she knows this is her last day. She suddenly thinks back to her sister, saying this, magic, would be the death of her. Oh god, she was right.

Peter opens the door and turns around to meet Pete’s eyes. (It’s Pete’s eyes, but it isn’t Pete.)

Then it clicks in Lily’s mind: he did it. He was the spy, the traitor, the one who killed Marlene. Suddenly she thinks;

She’s hiding in the corner of a room, sobbing trying to shush herself, she knows her family is dead, and she knows she won’t survive.

And now she knows how Marlene McKinnon felt, Now she knows how Joan of Arc felt.

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