Lily: Just To Be Clear; I’m Too Smart To Be Seduced By You.

Sirius “stalks everyone” Black

Remus “hasn’t posted since 2016” Lupin

Us: like imagine mskingbean89 is actually.. like,, Taylor Swift..!

Us: bhahHAHA, that’s so stupid ..!-

Taylor Swift: ..

Taylor Swift: *The Tortured Poets Department*

*My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys*

*Down Bad*

*So Long, London*

*But Daddy I Love Him*

*Fresh Out The Slammer*

*Guilty as Sin?*

*Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?*

*I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)*

*‎loml*

*I Can Do It With A Broken Heart*

*The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived*

*The Black Dog*

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*The Albatross*

*How Did It End?*

*So High School*

*I Hate It Here*

*The Prophecy*

*Peter*

Peter by taylor swift is actually just different marauders characters thinking (or talking) about Peter.

“Forgive me Peter. My lost fearless leader. In closets like cedar, preserved from when we were just kids. Is it something I did? The goddess of timing, once found us beguiling, she said she was trying. Peter, was she lying? My ribs get the feeling she did. And I didn't want to come down. I thought it was just goodbye for now.”.

- James Potter.

“You said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me. You said you were gonna grow up, Then you were gonna come find me. Said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me. Words from the mouths of babes. Promises, oceans deep. But never to keep. Oh, never to keep.”.

- Lily Evans.

“Are you still a mind reader? A natural scene stealer. I've heard great things Peter. But life was always easier on you, than it was on me. And sometimes it gets me, when crossing your jet stream. We both did the best we could do underneath the same moon, in different galaxies. And I didn't want to hang around. We said it was just goodbye for now.”.

- Remus Lupin.

“And I won't confess that I waited, but I let the lamp burn. As the men masqueraded I hoped you'd return, with your feet on the ground. Tell me all that you'd learned, cause love's never lost when perspective is earned. And you said you'd come and get me but you were 25. And the shelf life of those fantasies has expired. Lost to the lost boys chapter of your life. Forgive me Peter, please know that I tried, to hold onto the days when you were mine. But the woman who sits by the window has turned out the light.”.

- Sirius Black.

“You said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me. You said you were gonna grow up. You said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me. Said you were gonna grow up, you said you were gonna grow up. Then you were gonna come find me. Said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me. You said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me. Words from the mouths of babes. Promises, oceans deep. But never to keep.”.

- Mary Macdonald.

James “shattered, as the crowd was screaming “more!” Potter.

Peter “I was grinning like I’m winning” Pettigrew.

Remus “I was hitting my marks, ‘cause I can do it with a broken heart” Lupin.

Sirius “I’m so depressed, I act like it’s my birthday” Black.

Remus: my dog just got hit by an ice cream truck.

Regulus: aww.. :(

Pandora: Reg.. what did you do?

Regulus: what? Sirius was being a bitch

Barty & James: oh!-

Marlene: *bitching about another quidditch player that got best player because her and James got injured*

Marlene: I hate that bitch

James: [who has a concussion] you want her on a ditch???

Marlene: no, I said “I hate that bitch” ..but that too

Just a reminder, James, Lily and Remus (and Peter) were planning a birthday party for Sirius but it never happened. Ans Sirius will never know because he never knew, because they could never tell him about it. He spend his birthday alone in a cell. No cake, no candles, no presents, no love, but in the cold and dark.

Ik it doesn’t make sense at all but in my head James Potter is amazing at every sport, like he just loves all sports and always has motivation, and talent, for them.

Maybe he got the muddy, hands in dirt, playing in the rain, speed, stamina, side from Monty and the adrenaline, need to be great, power, skill, side from Effie.

Or maybe it’s just greatness he always had, but in my head under whatever circumstances he is just good at sports

Sokka: *can’t remember his mother’s face*

Katara: *can’t forget her mothers face*

Harry: i grew up with a lesbian mother and a bisexual father, both of which have a wife and husband so I didn’t know straight people existed until I was like 6

Ron: [is confused on who has a wife and who has a husband] Hold up, I’m confused say that again but slow

Luna: wait me too

Pansy: that’s the life every child deserves.