Crack Ship - Blog Posts

I don’t wanna ship characters that never met

but thE PARASITES WANT ME TO SHIP THEM

I don’t wanna ship characters crack ships

BuT THE PARASITES WANT ME TO SHIP EM.

I may be the only person that actually ships these two and trying to make gifs! I have no idea why I think these two would get along somehow, it just seems perfect and Cillian and Tom's friendship is amazing, cute even.

↳ Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane [Cillian] x Venom/ Eddie Brock [Tom]

Aight, I'm gonna elaborate more on the Lee and Brad crack ship, [ship name pending], that I mentioned in the tags of my Find The (E)x post

This is probably gonna be really scattered (especially since this came to me late last night, and it's kinda half-baked), so forgive me for that JHSCDJ

Sososo this happened because I remembered how Brad blurs the lines between real life and movie fiction. A big example was when the Cleaners went rogue, and he started assigning character roles/archetypes to his classmates like they were acting out a scene in a movie (but I'm mainly talking about him, The Hero, and Lee, the Bad Boy Seeking Redemption). Besides assigning roles, he also follows movie tropes (Hero gets the Girl (Tina))

Brad's knowledgeable about movie roles/tropes and how movies handle them; who's to say he doesn't know how fandoms see and handle tropes? Specifically relationship tropes and dynamics. And what's a popular trope in fandoms? Enemies To Lovers, especially when the so-called Enemies are the same gender. And, well, he is The Hero, and Lee is The Bad Boy (are you picking up what I'm putting down)

And sometimes the Hero and Rival have a more interesting dynamic that fans love more, and sometimes the Hero and Rival/Villain/Antagonist have better chemistry with each other than the Hero and Girl. So what does that make him and Lee; the hero and the bad boy??

Are you picking up what I'm putting down

The kind of ship that starts off one-sided, and evolves to more as things go on (could stay one-sided if you want it to be angsty) putting this dude on a rollercoaster (read: crisis)

Anyways, I think that's it for my thoughts??? this ship's dynamic is more Brad-centric(?), I realised JHGSDVJH

Brad probably says Lee's the Shadow to his Sonic or something

(Feel free to suggest ship names for these two because I. am blanking scdjhfc)

I forgot this was sitting in my drafts vjhsjchs

Cringetober day 1-9 ^3^

👌amusing👌

crackships are funny

June is me. (I gave up on colouring the last two panels) (the chokehold this ship had on me when I was younger as well as June and Ratchet)

Me maman las crackships, AGUANTE EL HIGUEL

Bombloop is here

Ah yes my ultimate crack comfort otp GF x Whitty!! I made this because it was valentines day in Brazil which was made in June 12 and the owner of a server made it an event so i joined in :3

I was practicing with poses, shading, and this fnf pen from ibis paint and BOY DO I LOVE HOW IT TURNED OUT!! AAAA I FEEL VERY PROUD <33

As usual don’t judge just because it’s not your canon ship, I’m just having harmless fun with a ship featuring my two comfort characters as a couple :))

Joyfriend x Hex: Nice Shirt

I’m here- and I felt in the mood for another crack self shipping idea with my other self insert Joyfriend and Hex! Another one of my fictional crushes.

So Joyfriend is a character mostly meant for my crushes Boyfriend and Girlfriend in a poly relationship but I there’s another possible in an au they are with Hex.

And basically they are their alt style muscular partner who gets flustered by him being supportive even with the simplest compliments. Even at their stupid immature joke shirt.

“Your cute!.. what you thought I was gonna say ‘for a bomb’”

Also because I’m posting about Serpente, have Serpente flirting with Whitty because all that they are is my madness combat self insert and still my self insert so boom. Crack ship.

Serpente has no standards, not when their og husbando is a reviving murder with floaty hands :p besides he probably busy flirting with my gator self insert (Whitty’s og gf)

Also a thing me and my self inserts mostly have in common is being short (with the exception of Joyfriend)

Yes I was too lazy to finish lining this, will I line this? Perhaps when I’m feeling bored lmao.

I’m your Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb!

Yes that was a reference to one of the lyrics of Cherry Bomb by the Runaways because that is basically their theme!

Anyways here is an edit of how Whitty and GF look in my au! Whitty has more clothes because of GF’s wealth (altho I do feel like that jacket actually belongs to Gf but she let him wear it skskka) and GF is more of a motorcyclist

Here is a separate version

Cherry Bomb FNF Au

Because I really want to drabble on my crack ship idea and I like to think I'm alone and no one can judge me-- I'm gonna drabble about my GF x Whitty au idea.

Basic info I guess:

GF has interacted with Whitty (when he used to have connections with her parents) and they became friends from there.

BF and GF are still close friends

GF protects Whitty from her parents and uses her money to help with his needs like shelter, food, and clothes

GF knows how to ride a motorcycle lol she is unstoppable

Whitty is very close with GF, Carol, Hex, and slightly BF otherwise he is still timid with others

BF is still Pico's Exe and is dating my oc/self insert cause I can lmao and their nickname is Joyfriend or JF

Speaking of nicknames, GF is known as Cherry or Cherry Bomb.

GF dislikes her Parents for what they have done to many peeps but does like to talk about it

That's all I can come up with- Oh have a drawing I did based on this! (might change Whitty’s a bit but that’s all)

Whitty ofc doesn’t belong to me at all and is based on the Whitty Mod and Sock.Clips character! I mean no ill will I just wanna make a sorta closeted comfort au ack

I’m sorry I just love these two. Drawing by me and my friend Sprout!

We HC Whitty would get slightly scared that his finger is stuck but GF is like “there’s nothing to worry about” and get his finger out easily

Also Agoti and his crack tongue we aren’t gonna ignore that(by my other friend)

I just- I - I love them that I had to make an edit of themm

Listen they are my comfort ship and just a crack ship, nothing bad qwqq

Nothing but wholesome stuff here

Girlfriend and Whitty stuff

Girlfriend with Whitty’s jackeettt

It’s canon that Girlfriend is brain dead as hecki so her only mood is “ y e y “ so watch Whitty go panic as he carries GF on his back

Yes this is slowly becoming my favorite crack ship because it just makes me comfy- and I love both GF and Whitty to heart like sksjkamama

I swear I will draw other content then this because I fear people will dislike this and call me cringe that I will cry but please keep in mind this ship is literally no harm like I adore BF and GF but we can’t always just have that qwq

That’s it, I’m gonna post my closeted comfort ship because I kin GF and Whitty is my comfort character.

Imma be honest, I was mostly inspired by @paranormalmidnightparadox ‘s OT3 Bf x Whitty x Gf (which I also absolutely love and is my comfort ship) to draw dis so I thank you— 🛐🛐

But All this drawing is comfort hugging since Whitty deserves a huggie. This also can be interpreted as platonic I don’t mind ^^

Leaving you all with Pongentino

I present to you my magnum opus: SpaceJam

“Get Your Face Over Here”

Man I am never consistent in uploading here, only once in a bluemoon. Just posting a recentish art I did and it’s of my Swords and Bones ship. Listen I will never be able to give a good reason on why I ship these two, I just do and that’s the main beauty of it. It doesn’t make any sense and I want to keep it that way. But I am still proud how this piece turned out. Anyways hope you all enjoy it and um maybe also like the ship. Also I will probably post more old art, whenever I feel like it.