Things I Heard At Marching Band #16

Things I Heard at School #2

She’s not a chameleon!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #12

Band Director: Remember to fill your instrument with air. … Wait who’s Phil? *takes a breath to start playing* Mello Section Leader: My pastor

Band Director: *Plays and laughs at the same time and ends up choking*

Things I Heard at Marching Band #6

And I’m taking my pants off … AHH!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #2

The sun beats women!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #7

The air is constipated

:)

You’ve finally done it. I can’t believe you have finally found me. :,(

Things I Heard at Marching Band #9

That’s a sexy house

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

I don’t think I’ve ever found a post that describes me more

"wow ur so good at math" ah ha but you see. you dont ever get good at math. you stay bad, but now youre bad at harder math

Things I Heard at School #1

You think I’m god?! I’m Santa Claus!