Things I Heard At Marching Band #2

Things I Heard at Marching Band #1

I’m going to skin your mother !

Things I Heard at Marching Band #13

Play like a bag of tor-tillas. And yes, I said tor-tilla. Make it crunchy and salty

@thehumanwiki

Omg I knew it was true but I’ve never seen pictures!

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

followed by

is such a funny sequence

Things I Heard at Marching Band #14

My brain is a tofu scramble. I will turn myself into a meatball sub.

Things I Heard at Marching Band #11

Accidentals are sexy

Things I Heard at Marching Band #8

Be a crunchy carrot! NOT a soggy cheerio!!

Things I Heard at Marching Band #12

Band Director: Remember to fill your instrument with air. … Wait who’s Phil? *takes a breath to start playing* Mello Section Leader: My pastor

Band Director: *Plays and laughs at the same time and ends up choking*

Things I Heard at Marching Band #17

Are there bears in Ohio?

Things I Heard at Marching Band #3

I wonder how long it would take to charge a tomato

Things I Heard at Marching Band #15

What is up with you and big shits?!