Things I Heard At Marching Band #12

Things I Heard at Marching Band #12

Band Director: Remember to fill your instrument with air. … Wait who’s Phil? *takes a breath to start playing* Mello Section Leader: My pastor

Band Director: *Plays and laughs at the same time and ends up choking*

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2 months ago

thanks for the tag! Hey y’all, I currently have Signs by TE/MO and Homesick by MICO stuck in my head

Uhhh… @thingsheardinband @algebraic-dumbass and @justcallmedom31

y’all are my only other mutuals so it’s your turn!

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If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

1 year ago

Things I Heard at Marching Band #3

I wonder how long it would take to charge a tomato


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1 year ago

Things I Heard at School #1

You think I’m god?! I’m Santa Claus!


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3 months ago

@thehumanwiki

Omg I knew it was true but I’ve never seen pictures!

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

An image of the three pyramids (and three satellite pyramids) on the Giza plateau that looks exactly the same as you've always seen it: Menkaure's smaller pyramid and the three queen's pyramids are in the foreground, with Khafre's pyramid looming behind it. Behind Khafre's pyramid is Khufu's, a.k.a. the Great Pyramid, which looks slightly smaller than Khafre's in this image.

followed by

Another photo of the pyramids of the Giza plateau. This time the pyramids are all shown from the same distance, so that the distance between them is clear as well as their relative size. It's now painfully obvious that Khufu's Great Pyramid on the far right is indeed the largest, with Khafre's in the centre only an increment smaller. Menkaure's pyramid, on the other hand, is less than half the height of Khafre's.

is such a funny sequence

1 year ago

Things I Heard at Marching Band #5

All I heard was hot and stripping and I’m very concerned


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1 year ago

Things I Heard at School #2

She’s not a chameleon!


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5 months ago

:)

You’ve finally done it. I can’t believe you have finally found me. :,(


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2 months ago

I don’t think I’ve ever found a post that describes me more

"wow ur so good at math" ah ha but you see. you dont ever get good at math. you stay bad, but now youre bad at harder math

1 year ago

Things I Heard at Marching Band #8

Be a crunchy carrot! NOT a soggy cheerio!!


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