Things I Heard At Marching Band #9

Things I Heard at Marching Band #9

That’s a sexy house

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thefruityflute
1 year ago

Things I Heard at Marching Band #13

Play like a bag of tor-tillas. And yes, I said tor-tilla. Make it crunchy and salty

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band kids marching band bandcamp woodwinds outofcontext flute section The director screamed this at the woodwinds He said it in the same voice as the kid from that one vine
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thefruityflute
3 months ago

@thehumanwiki

Omg I knew it was true but I’ve never seen pictures!

downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because

An image of the three pyramids (and three satellite pyramids) on the Giza plateau that looks exactly the same as you've always seen it: Menkaure's smaller pyramid and the three queen's pyramids are in the foreground, with Khafre's pyramid looming behind it. Behind Khafre's pyramid is Khufu's, a.k.a. the Great Pyramid, which looks slightly smaller than Khafre's in this image.

followed by

Another photo of the pyramids of the Giza plateau. This time the pyramids are all shown from the same distance, so that the distance between them is clear as well as their relative size. It's now painfully obvious that Khufu's Great Pyramid on the far right is indeed the largest, with Khafre's in the centre only an increment smaller. Menkaure's pyramid, on the other hand, is less than half the height of Khafre's.

is such a funny sequence

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thefruityflute
1 year ago

Things I Heard at Marching Band #5

All I heard was hot and stripping and I’m very concerned

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thefruityflute
2 months ago

Hehe stabby stabby!!

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Happy stab Caesar day!
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thefruityflute
1 year ago

Things I Heard at Marching Band #11

Accidentals are sexy

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band kids marching band bandcamp outofcontext Fun Fact: This was my band director yelling this at the band
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thefruityflute
1 year ago

Things I Heard at Marching Band #7

The air is constipated

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thefruityflute
1 year ago

Things I Heard at Marching Band #14

My brain is a tofu scramble. I will turn myself into a meatball sub.

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thefruityflute
1 year ago

Things I Heard at Marching Band #8

Be a crunchy carrot! NOT a soggy cheerio!!

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band kids marching band bandcamp outofcontext flute section
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thefruityflute
10 months ago

Things I Heard at Marching Band #15

What is up with you and big shits?!

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thefruityflute
1 year ago

So my grandpa was in charge of desserts so we were confused when he said he was bringing a casserole…

So My Grandpa Was In Charge Of Desserts So We Were Confused When He Said He Was Bringing A Casserole…
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