The air is constipated
thanks for the tag! Hey y’all, I currently have Signs by TE/MO and Homesick by MICO stuck in my head
Uhhh… @thingsheardinband @algebraic-dumbass and @justcallmedom31
y’all are my only other mutuals so it’s your turn!
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
That’s a sexy house
Play like a bag of tor-tillas. And yes, I said tor-tilla. Make it crunchy and salty
Stop throwing dead birds at people!
Be a crunchy carrot! NOT a soggy cheerio!!
Of course I don’t have velociraptors! Who would have such a thing in their closet? *Raptor screeches in the distance* Yea definitely don’t *nervous laughter*
I AM LGBT AND I SUPPORT LGBT AND I DEFINITELY AM NOT HIDING A GROUP IF VELOCIRAPTORS IN MY BEDROOM CUPBOARD!!! *Leans on the door of my bedroom cupboard, dinosaur sounds coming from within* *whispers at the door* shhh be quiet or else they'll know
The sun beats women!
Are there bears in Ohio?